Kristinpher

1.) the coolest most sicknasty human being ever to walk the planet. Kristinphers are made up of three parts (love for Jesus, love for family, and love for friends) and a few other awesome materials such as a crazy sense of humor, and hormones it can't control. You never see a Kristinpher in the wild without a Raygun.

2.) EPIC WIN

Kristinpher rocks the freaking world on a pretty consistant basis.

by ray-gun January 11, 2009

kristepher

A gay ass man that thinks that he is an athlete. Also he can't even compare to any person named Camren or Cameron.

Eww look at kristepher.

by Hilfiger.yammy May 21, 2018

kristopher

kristopher is a very tough guy and he gets and the grass in the world but he is very funny and he should be a stand up comedien and he has a very normal amount of friends. he plays alot of video game and he is very good at the video games. also he is so hot, but dont tell anyone i said that. ;)

kristopher is so hot and good looking.

by krisdaguy October 15, 2020

Kristopher London

A tall basketball youtuber, who is kind of fake tbh.

Kristopher london a capper.

by Mowaffles September 5, 2021

Khristopher

A guy who likes big gay musicals and goes nye nye nye all day long.

Khristopher stinks

by RAWR123451 June 30, 2011

Kristopher

Proper Noun: The pretentious version of "Christopher", most often seen used by pubescent goths, hipsters and other egocentric failures desperate to make themselves different.

"Dude...you misspelt your name."
"Nah, I changed it to Kristopher."
"You daft sod."

"Kristopher? Bloody hell, your parents really couldn't afford an abortion."

by sub-sonic December 17, 2011

Kristopher Arnold

The sexiest guy around. Probably one of the best actors I know, even if he has a few mental disorders. Very attractive and humorous.

For some reason, despite the fact that he's batshit crazy, girls are attracted to him, and stalk him frequently. They dig the mysterious, lonesome poet actor look, I guess.

Tyler: Kristopher Arnold is fucking tight.

Nate: Yeah, Kris is pretty cool for a backstabbing dick.

by theREALprinceofdarknesss October 16, 2011