KRISmas

The time between first of November and Christmas, which by everyone else’s standards is too early to start decorating for Christmas, but not by my standards lol!

Them: “It’s not even Thanksgiving yet, calm down Kris Kringle”

Me:“Exactly, it’s KRISmas, the most wonderful time of the year at Kris’ apartment!”

It’s KRISmas, the most wonderful time of the year!

by KRISmas KRIS November 17, 2019

Kristapus

A Human male who enjoys the sexual interaction of other men However isn't or at least claims not to be Homosexual

Person1: Man I really love big black hot steamy men

Person 2: Shut your fucking mouth you dirty homo
Person 1: I'm not gay I'm Kristapus

by Greg 4rd of little arseington November 15, 2021

Kristana

The best and most wonderful girl in the world is a very kind and loving person is the best girlfriend in the world and has the best boyfriend

Omfg there’s Kristana

by Ashton1124 December 20, 2022

holly jolly kristmas

To pull the back of someones shirt collar over their head. It most commonly is done when they are wearing a hoody and pulling the hood over their head and tying it that way with the draw strings.

Cole gave Hayden a holly jolly kristmas.

by Garrett Scott October 29, 2004

las kristatas

spanish term for Alejandro's pretty balls

Alejandro played with las kristatas and Willy before going to bed.

by Jack Barakat October 21, 2008

Kristaps Porzingis

A nickname for cheap Eastern European prostitutes who turn out much better than expected. Named after New York Knicks & Latvian basketball player Kristaps Porzingis , a cheap foreign import in the NBA Draft

Ben : How was your Eastern European Prostitute last night matt?
Lewis : Top quality , she was a true Kristaps Porzingis

by Fchwpo November 13, 2017

kristofas

A very shit gamer that thinks he is good. Very smart, but smells like indians all the time.

This man got kristofassed

by Shahandas February 18, 2017