Eric stood there, frozen while the entire cafeteria laughed at his homemade sweater. Instead of simply walking away, Eric pulled a massive kriptone by loudly declaring his sweater’s superiority to every other sweater in the school.
by NoahGreen October 13, 2022
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A man who loves to do cocaine on the regular and likes to shit in his hand and clap.
Usually seen walking fast paced, jaw swinging, lip syncing to a song. The majority of dirty Kristons are massive whores who will give their booty up for a free glass of wine and have smelly sweaty ballsacks.
PSA: likely to have gonorrhoea.
Usually seen walking fast paced, jaw swinging, lip syncing to a song. The majority of dirty Kristons are massive whores who will give their booty up for a free glass of wine and have smelly sweaty ballsacks.
PSA: likely to have gonorrhoea.
by Lesbiansnogays1990 December 3, 2023
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