kringle

v. To cringe at the thought of participating in any lame holiday events.

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I kringle when I think of singing carols at the homeless shelter. It makes me think of my own bleak childhood. So many bad "Drummer Boy" renditions at the home. Hadn't we suffered enough?

by gnostic 1 December 14, 2012

Kris Kringle's Kringles

The male must first dress up as Santa Clause. Then, assuming any position, he will reach a climax and when he does, he will throw powdered sugar in her face, stick his testicles up her nostrils, then poke her in the eye with a candy cane. Usually takes place around Christmas.

Santa came last night! He gave me a Kris Kringle's Kringles!

by Jim Halloway December 14, 2008

kringle

a yummy pastry.

ooh, i like kringle. :>

by claire January 4, 2004

Kris Kringled

Verb past tense. To take it up the bottom by a large man with a festive white beard and jolly disposition.

Take a look at that poor shmuck! He must have gotten Kris Kringled last night!

One must always be ready to get Kris Kringled during the holiday season.

by jollychristmaslover December 22, 2020

Kringle

Rhymes with Jingle

"Im the real Santa yes Im the real Kringle
All you fly girls like my balls cause they Jingle"

by ---SeX--- May 12, 2004

Kringle

Thrash metal legend in training has very impressive side burns

Kringle plays eruption with his teeth

by HuskerDu April 16, 2005

Kringle

even more kringle then cringle.Like a cripple cringle.Like a hobo with no legs who trys to run from the cops.The only thing more cringle then kringle is Kapt. K. Kringle.Who is a retarded redneck with one eye and no arms who smokes crack with his stubs in a tent pitched on someone else's property.Also,kringle can be used to describe a neighborhood as extremely ghetto.

Bo,the junkie,bought some crack from a one-legged,mud-covered,kringle.

by Zac January 17, 2004