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Kemping

To masturbate to one's self in a mirror or picture.
Did you see Micah last night? The dude's so full of himself, I bet he's kemping right now.
by NotTheKemper May 31, 2011
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Krumping

Throughout the frigid winters of a time when Jim Crow laws were still in action, black people were not invited into warm restaurants, houses, hotels, and public buildings. They suffered a horrible life of cold, sickness, and boredom UNTIL ONE DAY they devised a way to eliminate these three problems that plagued their dark skinned lives.

These AfroAmericans soon realized jittering around near each other as if in a state of epileptic seizure solved all three of these issues. It not only provided warmth through rapid movement and shared body heat within a tight communal circle, but most importantly would attract the attention of moral, medical personnel to take them into the nearest hospital emergency rooms and allow them free healthcare. Soon enough, the young found great entertainment in painting their faces and escalating the game to receive free psychiatric evaluation.

This was before black people discovered fire.
Black guy sees an ambulance.
Black guy: Fuck it's cold! I DUN WANNA DIE!
*Starts krumping*
by Professor of AfroAmerica July 13, 2009
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kremlin

A small and annoying elf-like entity that uses Communist-themed tactics to cause malfunctions in equipment, delays, dissension in the ranks, cost-overruns, or other troublesome debacles.
I should have known better than to purchase a second-hand Russian car --- it's got lots of kremlins under da hood that I'm constantly having to ferret out and repair!
by QuacksO November 25, 2018
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Kemping

Verb. When a male finishes inside a female knowing that there isn't any birth control being used.
Dan met Trisha out at the bar and they went back to her place for some Kemping.
by Wallace Boggs August 24, 2004
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kremlin

a small town in northern oklahoma a.k.a. "methaplatamia".
hey lets go to kremlin and score some crank.
by tony2eyes April 22, 2006
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Kremlin Dusk

A song by Utada, probably the most popular song on her 2004 album EXODUS. Heavily influenced by literature, mainly Edgar Allan Poe's poem The Raven, lasting at 5:14.
A: "What's your favorite song on EXODUS?"
B: "Kremlin Dusk"
by Jeimii October 4, 2010
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Kempin

An amazing common surname used for people with wisdom, charisma and often, unbelievably gorgous.
"I wish I were more like a Kempin, maybe he would like me".
by Karen5446 January 21, 2009
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