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Mateo Kovacic

A phenomenally skillful player who is not rated by virgins on FT because he dosen't statpads or commits 7 haircuts in 4 days. In short the best, player on the ball, who helps his team win immensely.
My boyfriend is like mateo kovacic, he always makes me finish, unlike himself.
by Metalm\m/ December 10, 2020
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Kovacich

The hairiest of all human beings, often found drinking beer and eating their homemade sausage.
Dude #1: Dude, who's the one swimming in the sweater vest?

Dude #2: Oh, that's just Rob. He's such a Kovacich.

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by weerkkkkkkkk August 14, 2010
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Kolache

When the penis slides up between the labia instead of sliding in the vagina
Brad accidentally gave me a kolache during sex last night.
by Gdawg13 March 17, 2020
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kolache

1) In most of the U.S.: A Czech/Slovak food. Small round pastry. Soft dough topped with filling such as cream cheese, cinnamon apples, apricots, poppyseed, lemon, strawberry. etc.
2) In Texas & probably a few other places: dough wrapped around a sausage or sometimes ham. Real name is klobasnek. Sometimes with cheese, jalapenos, or both. See also: Pig-In-A-Blanket. Can also have crazy specialty fillings such as chicken & stuffing, fajita meat, pot roast & carrots, phillysteak, scrambled eggs & bacon, etc.
3) Smashing drunk
"I can't believe Sarah took a shit in the snow right in front of the cafe! She was effing kolached last night; it was hysterical."
by kay-tay June 20, 2008
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kolache

a specific form of cuddle/snuggling between two people that was derived from how a pastry wraps around a sausage.
'hi boyfriend, wanna kolache?'
by lorraineykid56 December 3, 2009
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klajd kovaci

the creator of the famous quotes "hey, listen, i dont like ur attitude", "Im the clit master", "hey everyone! look, im a total queeb!"
u betta check yoself b4 u wreck yoself... ho!
by michelly welly October 15, 2003
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Stupid Kovalchuk Money

A word used to describe someone who is grossly overpaid for what they do, or simply a large sum of money.

This word will replace the term "Stupid DiPietro Money".
Did you hear about Bill's raise? The guy does absolutely nothing and still makes Stupid Kovalchuk Money
by MrAGK47 July 22, 2010
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