An outright noob. Someone who gets blown off but occasionally used because of their financial privilege. They never get any cutty and always kill the mood.
by snareafiedtwistkicks March 02, 2009
a kook is a poser who turns up in the beach car park wearing a top of the range wetsuit and carrying a spanking new surfboard, checks the surf for an hour before actually going in, when it is so obviously pumping, then when he enters the water proceeds to splash around like a drowning rabbit. tip stay at home
by snuffles October 16, 2004
To be somewhat amusingly crazy but not necessarily in a bad or threatening way. Someone can be temporarily kooked due to an event or generally be kooked all the time. For instance, Molly Shannon and Andy Dick are kooked but Tom Cruise and Hannibal Lector are not.
This is a variation on 'kookoo for cocoa puffs'.
This is a variation on 'kookoo for cocoa puffs'.
1. "I just saw Brad Pitt on the street and I started screaming like a banchee and whipped my top off to get his attention. I totally went kooked."
2. "He makes his cat wear an Elvis costume and does air guitar to Carly Simon meaning he's friggin' kooked."
2. "He makes his cat wear an Elvis costume and does air guitar to Carly Simon meaning he's friggin' kooked."
by Doyouknowthewaytosanjose February 09, 2007
a surfer who inhibits the enjoyment of other surfers. can be done in a few ways:
1. snake people out in the water.
2. feel they have the right to put other people down because they arent as good of surfers as others
3. pick fights with people to make yourself feel superior
4. dont follow the rules of the water
a kook is NOT someone who is a bad surfer. even if they arent that good, they still might not be a kook if they follow the right rules of the water and show respect for the other surfers. its not about how good you are, its about how much fun you're having.
1. snake people out in the water.
2. feel they have the right to put other people down because they arent as good of surfers as others
3. pick fights with people to make yourself feel superior
4. dont follow the rules of the water
a kook is NOT someone who is a bad surfer. even if they arent that good, they still might not be a kook if they follow the right rules of the water and show respect for the other surfers. its not about how good you are, its about how much fun you're having.
Look at that guy, he gets in my way and has the nerve to start a fight with me. Whats with all the stickers on his board anyway? He's not sponsered! What a kook!
by StampMaster6000 January 17, 2008
1. A person who calls a beginner surfer a kook.
2. A person surfing just to look cool.
3. A person with a custom board, nice wetsuit in 70 degree water, that rides white water.
2. A person surfing just to look cool.
3. A person with a custom board, nice wetsuit in 70 degree water, that rides white water.
by sidge1 July 21, 2007
by idofexorz October 14, 2007
To be kooked is to be stoned, through smoking or consumption of marijuana. The word kook has a completely different meaning by itself, but variations suck as kooky are often used to describe various situations involving THC
"Man, I'm so kooked!"
"That is some kooky shit"
"Tonight we will be having a kookfest"
"Let's get kooked and eat pie"
"That is some kooky shit"
"Tonight we will be having a kookfest"
"Let's get kooked and eat pie"
by Jim December 12, 2004