Kaisexual

These people despair when crush wants them back and have three hour relationships with an actually lesbian even though they are a bi man

INFINITE RIZZ: My crush liked me back but then broke up because it turned out she´s a lesbian and now im gay
That means your Kaisexual.

by Al3Xx_ April 3, 2023

Kobosexual

A person who has such a big man-crush on Kobe Bryant that it borders on homosexual love. To a kobosexual, Kobe can do no wrong in their eyes. A kobosexual will spam the ESPN message boards with "Kobe is God" threads whenever he drops 50 points, but will remain relatively hush when he has one of his 7-for-24 shooting nights. If somebody criticizes Kobe for his off-game, a kobosexual will resort to name-calling and to defend their hero, while posting meaningless stats of his past accolades; sometimes they will report the person who bashed Kobe to the board-moderator to be banned.

Shakerz: lol @ Chokie Cryant chucking his team to another loss.

Kobe2k8MVP: Kobe still has more rings than the LeChoker.

Shakerz: What has he done without Shaq? Two first round exits?

Kobe2k8MVP: He scored 81 points! He also scored 62 poitns in 3 quarters!

NYAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!!!! OWNED!

Shakerz: Stop being a kobosexual.

by Laker-hater December 30, 2007

kaisexual

Only being attracted to kai from kpop group exo.

person 1:"omg the guy is totally into you, you should go out with him"
Person 2: "sorry, im kaisexual"

Person 1: "hi your cute, can I have your number"
Person 2: "sorry, im kaisexual"
Person 1: "ow my bet"

by exo things October 18, 2020

consexual

1. sexual contact existing or made by mutual consent
2. a sexual identifier indicating a preference for mutually consensual sexual contact

"I am a consexual bisexual. Would you like to make out?"

by Sexual Assault SupportServices August 10, 2009

Consexual Sex

Sex between two individuals where the consent of one party is given in reliance on a misrepresentation, lie or con made by the other party to obtain the first party's consent.

The girl in the Backroom Casting Couch video had consexual sex with the "Agent" in reliance on his promise to help her get a job in the porn industry.

by Rockspin September 1, 2010

kolsexual

Only being in love with a fictional original vampire named kol from tvd and originals

Klaus: are you in love with my brother
Kol: yes guess shes kolsexual

by Kolz mikaelsons girlfriend December 30, 2020

Vonsexual

Von fans or people who dickride King Von religiously

“These Vonsexuals getting out of hand”

by ThatGuyAgain63748596 June 19, 2021