A mix of Sweet Tea vodka and PBR garnished with an orange slice. Typically drank with black & milds and pork rinds.
Jerry lost his thumb during a rowdy game of stump after drinking an excessive number of Redneck kombuchas.
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A juicy pussy that tastes phenomenally. Typically located on a woman whose diet consists of vegan, non-gmo, gluten free foods and consumes an absurd amount of kombucha daily.
You remember Teresa from yoga class? Well, I went down on her the other day and she got that kombuchcooch.
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Get the Kombuchaholic mug.Something so normal, so commonly experienced, usually mundane in nature. This is referring to the effect of kombucha on the human mind, known to make one docile and unknowing of the real complex truths. The theory is called “Forced Neurotypicalism” by Prof. Brooks, published in late 2017. The theory has been popular within the mycologist community, though, it still isn’t common knowledge to the general population.
Dude, that’s so kombuchapilled. Have you not heard of the kombucha effect? Did you drink any recently??
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pronunciation /kum-'BUU-chuh/
etymology - accidental misspelling of kombucha from the System of a Down song "Sugar"; Korean - Kom (Doctor of some sort) + bucha (a Japanese herb)
(masc.) A wickedly sarcastic and insanely intelligent virtual entity noted for razor sharp wit and uncanny common sense and candor. Most commonly visaged as a big black cat, with the occasional appearance as a skinny white former ballet dancer. Well known for outrageous one-liners and obscure comedic references, the kumbucha is most comfortable demonstrating practical uses of general semantics and linguistics, and is adept at relating psychological, sociocultural-anthropological, and sociological interpretations of online behaviour. As a virtual presence, it is often best not to take the kumbucha too seriously, lest ye be drawn into a convoluted debate over the ineffectiveness of one's debating tactics.
Also known as: Big Bad K; the da Vinci of Sarcasm; Kum; Kumblotch; kizzle bizzle
pronunciation /kum-'BUU-chuh/
etymology - accidental misspelling of kombucha from the System of a Down song "Sugar"; Korean - Kom (Doctor of some sort) + bucha (a Japanese herb)
(masc.) A wickedly sarcastic and insanely intelligent virtual entity noted for razor sharp wit and uncanny common sense and candor. Most commonly visaged as a big black cat, with the occasional appearance as a skinny white former ballet dancer. Well known for outrageous one-liners and obscure comedic references, the kumbucha is most comfortable demonstrating practical uses of general semantics and linguistics, and is adept at relating psychological, sociocultural-anthropological, and sociological interpretations of online behaviour. As a virtual presence, it is often best not to take the kumbucha too seriously, lest ye be drawn into a convoluted debate over the ineffectiveness of one's debating tactics.
Also known as: Big Bad K; the da Vinci of Sarcasm; Kum; Kumblotch; kizzle bizzle
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