kleenex clean up

what a male has to do after he masterbates. Grab some kleenex and clean himself up.

hey, what are your plans for tonight?? Well about 9:00, I'm gonna watch some porn for about an hour, then a little kleenex clean up, have a smoke, and then its off to bed for me!!

by doc hargrove August 16, 2006

Koltenuk

A jew. Usually a snobby one with an afro, often called a "jew-fro"

Look at that koltenuk, man. He makes solid contact with all the ladies.

by Hahahhahahahaa May 19, 2016

koljenovic

Koljenović is the biggest and most respected sandžak last name in the world. Koljenović is a royal family that descended from lions in medieval Yugoslavia, they were seen as much too powerful to be kept as normal beasts so they were transformed into gods. Now Koljenović are known for enormous cocks and staggering height.

Koljenovic, to belong to a royal family

Albanian 1: “Hey let’s go rob that guy”
Albanian 2: “ Are you kidding me? He’s koljenović!”
Albanian 3: “Run before he rips our balls off!”

by RealYugoslav223 December 15, 2020

Kyleen

A beautiful, artistic, big booty, thicc, and intelligent Latina woman. Cuando la ves, sabrás que dios es real porque nadie mas podría crear algo tan bonita. Her mind and thought process are the most attractive aspect about her, which doesn’t seem possible since her appearance is out of this world. She is very open minded and compassionate. While she is smart in who she trusts deeply, her tendency to automatically assume the best in everyone brings her repeated pain when disappointing truths are revealed. She can endure almost anything that is thrown her way with a positive attitude and growth mindset. As a friend, she is an amazing individual to go to in times of need because of her caring nature. Additionally, she is an athletic angel.

If she could notice herself in a reflection, she would be unstoppable.

Did you see that Spicy Latina?

That’s Kyleen, really defines Mexican beauty!

I need to talk to her now

Write her a poem or something she’ll definitely fall for you, she loves literature.

by NobodyThatYouKnow123456 April 2, 2022

kleenex baby

A tissue-cum mixture created by masturbation.

I have a tissue shortage because Tim made a kleenex baby in my bathroom!

by Timmies February 27, 2008

Kleenex

The thing that's ready to bear all your boogers no matter how boogerily boogery they are.

Ahhh...Ahhh...Ahhhhh-- *grab Kleenex* pikaCHOO!

by Ihuj Irtahk December 28, 2009

Kaleen

A totally amazing person. Knows exactly what to say to make you smile. May go out with a jerk but he does have a soft side, especially for her. Is a ah-mazing dancer and is crazy in the best way possible. She is honest and give you the respect you earn.

Wow she's so nice her name must be Kaleen.

by Awesome person911 February 14, 2010