crank that kosher boy

An awkwardly jewish boy wildly and vigorously masterbating

After this bar mitzvah, i need to go crank that kosher boy

by Damascus May 26, 2008

kosher dill

A man's "reproductive organ" which has been circumcised.

Girl: "Isn't he Jewish?"
Slut: "Yup, and he has a kosher dill."
Girl: "I'm sure you would know that"

by pw5234573457 May 14, 2009

kuchers

Hot ass fam that always knows what's up. These groups of people usually have a large mob of people following them chanting their name. The party doesn't start til they walk in

person 1: need to get slizzard tonight
person 2: let's get some kuchers up in here
person 1: KUCHERS KUCHERS KUCHERS
*best party of the weekend ensues*

by kidkuchie September 23, 2016

kosher kebab kunts

The epitome of cancer, but in Euro Truck Simulator 2 Multiplayer. These Turkish pillocks are the people who (usually) hack money into their game then ram genuine good players off the road with their shitty Skodas or their loaned Renault trucks. These baklava biting bastards are to Euro Truck Simulator 2 Multiplayer what Russians are to Counter-Strike: Global Offensive: avoid them at all costs.

Genuine Trucker 1: Where you off to dude?
Genuine Trucker 2: Oh, just Duisb-
Kosher Kebab Kunt: *rams Genuine Trucker 2*
Genuine Trucker 2: Oh my god FUCK OFF, I can't stand you dumbass kosher kebab kunts!!
Kosher Kebab Kunt: XDDDDD AFEDERSİNİZ, DEĞİL!!!!!
Genuine Trucker 1: *reports Kosher Kebab Kunt*

5 minutes later...

System: No action was taken against player Kosher Kebab Kunt 1633.

by Jakercut June 21, 2018

kochurani

Kochurani is one of the most beautiful person you will ever meet her heart is bigger than the sun.
Kochurani is responsible, hardworking and very caring, you can always count on her for help:)

Kochurani is brilliant

by CHAV1o0WATULOOKINAT February 4, 2021

The Kosher Crooner

An elderly man with a YouTube channel called 'The Kosher Crooner' where he sings songs and plays his guitar. He is Jewish and delightful.

"Hey do you watch The Kosher Crooner?"
"No."
"Bog off."

by patrioticpakistani March 5, 2023

Keep it kosher

Keep things friendly, or just not vulgar. It’s basically just saying calm tf down or just walk away.

Keep it kosher there’s kids around, just chill out brad and chad.

by DAB#2 November 29, 2019