Slob on my knob

1: blowjob

2:An AWSOME song by three 6 mafia

1: DUUUUUUUUDE she slobed on my knob

2: Slob on my knob
Like corn on the cob
Check in with me, and do your job
Lay on the bed, and give me head
Don't have to ask, don't have to beg
Juicy is my name
Sex is my game
Let's call the boys, let's run a train
Squeeze on my nuts
Lick on my butt
The natural curly hair, please don't touch
First find a mate
Second find a place

Third find a bag to hide the whole face

by THE ENDERMAN June 19, 2012

knobface

An insult used to descirbe someone who is being a complete chump, but still remains slightly amusing.

Look at John, he is being a knobface.
Yes a complete knobface.

by Jellybaby June 11, 2007

knobjectivist

A follower of Ayn Rand; an adherent of Objectivism, Rand's so-called "philosophy"; an Objectivist.

He kept smoking after developing lung cancer, because Ayn Rand said it would be immoral not to smoke in celebration of Man's mastery of fire. What a knobjectivist.

by vktrsx December 6, 2009

Chocolate Knob

Two men with a door in between each other bend over and take turns shoving the door knob into each others assholes.

Lets chocolate Knob tonight .

by Dnaltrop September 8, 2016

Bronze door knob

Performed during the sexual act of fisting the female vagina. While the partners hand is deep into the vagina, the woman urinates intentionaly onto the partners hand. She obnoxiously looks to make a mess with her excretions. See fisting, fist fucking, pee fetish

"Dude I was fisting this girl the other night and she gave me the bronze door knob. I smelt like piss but it was totaly worth it."

by Daralon August 13, 2009

Large Breasted Knob Gobbler

The Large Breasted Knob Gobbler is a majestic bird with large heaving breasts and most commonly feeds on knobs. You can most commonly find the Large Breasted Knob Gobbler in the city at night, searching for knobs to gobble. They are generally attracted to locations with flashy lights and loud noises, where they are most likely to find an ample source of knobs.

Waldo: "Holy Shit! Marge! Get over here quick! It's a Large Breasted Knob Gobbler on the neighbors stoop!!"

Marge: "Wow! Pull out your knob and I'll whistle the mating call!"

by Bilboliololo February 24, 2013

Ozzy Knob

A pitch adjustment knob on a mixing board used to bring out-of-tune singers back into key. Named for the heavy metal car wreck Ozzy Osbourne.

Sound Engineer. Jeez Bill, that sounded like someone strangling a sick cat.

Producer: Yeah, if she only sang as good as she looks.

Sound Engineer: Time for the Ozzy knob.

by Eric Maan July 17, 2009