klutzterfuck

klutz + clusterfuck: a clusterfuck caused by someone being a total klutz

The waiter tripped over the fold in the carpet, knocking over the wedding cake and spilling all the red wine on the tray all over the bride's white wedding gown as she gave her speech, causing her to scream into the microphone and make every guest's ears bleed. It was a klutzterfuck.

by Schnackenpfefferhausen October 10, 2015

klutt

it’s a little brown square but actually it’s flea but a better one

“omg klutt”
“omg klutt is amazing”

by theswedishklutt March 14, 2019

Klatonina

This is a combination of the names Klaudia, Nina, and Tomasz. They are three people who work at Traffit in the marketing department. They like Vegan food, flip flops and expensive magazine advertisements.

Wow, let's buy that full page ad in grammar nazi's weekly magazine for a million dollars. Yeah, klatonina would love that!

by stolat April 27, 2021

Kluts

Someone who always does things wrong and never right.

"makes people laugh for entertainment aka the clown of the group" - kluts

by MandaD July 31, 2009

klutzophobia

1. Fear of being a clutz.

2. Fear of stupid people

My old friend said he couldn't hang out with me because he had klutzophobia.

by D.B.H. December 26, 2006

Klute cushion

A large, extremely comfortable cushion that may snuggly seat two people. IMade out of leather, which is dark brown/tan colour, it is normally accepted that a klute cushion is a 'Man's cushion' that men brandish at the suitable moment, normally when watching a movie with friends. However, a klute cushion can also undergo a make-over, where it is covered with some floral material to satisfy the fairer sex. This normally occurs when the couple are married.

Claire: 'Hey, lets watch a movie.'
Elly: 'Sounds like a good idea!'
Urdas: 'Wait, ill go and grab the klute cushion!'

by bilekka111 April 13, 2009

Klutching

The use of hemorrhoid cream for the purpose of achieving a muscular and 'ripped' physique prior to a night of clubbing.

"Yo homeboy, we gonna klutch for that killer rave on the 27th?"

"Hey Steve, check out those douchebags in front of us. I can't believe they're klutching in line before the doors are even open."

"Last night I discovered my boyfriend is on the klutch. I suspect he also loves the cock."

by vERM69 June 9, 2008