klein mein

not carring or who gives a shit used in greece, thessaloniki more or less.

#1: oh did you know I got a new pair of pants today look how amazing they are and i am so special because I have this amazing pair of pants
#2: klein mein more malaka.

by fafoura February 1, 2010

Kleenex fuck

You blow in it and throw it away.

I wouldn't fold her up and put her back in my pocket - she's just a Kleenex fuck.

by dabadone January 14, 2010

KleenGrip

Shopping Cart Handle Protector featuring Discount Coupons for in-store products. Provides protection from germs, great savings for Shoppers, increased product awareness and an excellent marketing opportunity for Product Manufacturers.

I am so glad my supermarket started carrying KleenGrip, now I don't have to worry about touching those nasty cart handles and I save tons on my grocery bill when I use the coupons.

by Kommander Kleen June 7, 2011

Country Kleenex

To gracefully hold one nostril closed with your index finger, while blowing snot out of the other; generally on the ground. Can be used when tissues are or are not available.

Uncle Jesse never uses a tissue when he's oustide in Southern Missouri, he just uses the Country Kleenex.

by Fancy of Chicago and Savannah December 9, 2008

Joe Klein

A popular brand of leg warmers in the Ukraine.

Guy: Hey, man, you don't got cold legs?

Dude: Nah, I got dem Joe Kleins.

by Eisenstein March 12, 2008

Klemen

An awesome guy. Wery sophisticated and never cheap. He is very smart and caring. He is sometimes confused but always reliable.

Girl 1: That guy is hot
Girl 2: Oh my god, thats Klemen
Girl 1: You know him
Girl 2: Yeah but he doesnt know me
Girl 1: I will never be good enough for him

by Klemeninio May 7, 2013

Ghetto Kleenex

n. a roll of toilet paper.

"Give me some of your ghetto kleenex!" Jovan said.

by Bruce Citron October 1, 2009