Kiwi Farms

A forum which originated out of 4chan and somehow manages to be 10 times worse than 4chan purely because it is dedicated to doxxing, harassing and making fun of people. The people they go after, they refer to them as a 'lolcow'. Originally created to laugh at one infamous Chris Chan but has grown like a cancerous tumor and has also been responsible for the deaths of some people

"*whoever this person doesn't like* is a lolcow people laugh at on Kiwi farms"

by cc20 February 21, 2019

Kiwi Farms

Kiwi Farms, a website that is ran by edgy 13 year olds who think it is so hip and cool to dox people. Most of the people on the website have an I.Q. lower than 80. They also think that someone is autistic for making a thread on there, even though there are some pretty smart autistic people out there, some of which are probably smarter than most of the people on Kiwi Farms. The staff is no better either, they'll insult you too.

Josh: Hey, dude, what do you think of Kiwi Farms?

John: I think it is a website ran by a bunch of edgy 13 year old kids who have nothing better to do than to dox somebody.

by Errorizer January 19, 2018

Kiwi bomb

New Zealand Style Twerk

"Yo that new girl from New Zealand? Chick can twerk, they call it a Kiwi Bomb!"

by ThynUrbanFlowest April 23, 2015

kiwi slice

An individual that is kiwi loved by someone. Loves the drink passionate kiwi.

Yo, kiwi slice! I kiwi love you!!

by Deanna Kay June 14, 2008

Flying Kiwi

Flying - To move from one place to another
Kiwi - A New Zealander

A Flying Kiwi is a New Zealander away from home.

Ironic in that the Kiwi bird, native to New Zealand is a flightless bird.

Flying Kiwi's own all.

Damn, I wish I was as cool as that Flying Kiwi.

by Prof Flying Kiwi March 20, 2004

Kiwi

HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE BEST ANIMAL ON THE PLANET. IT WADDLES AROUND AND EATS NUTS N STUFF. 10/10 WOULD PET AGAIN.

person 1 "hey look its a kiwi"
person 2 "YOOOO WUSSUP MY HOMIE??"
kiwi : squeak

by Almondtax12 June 14, 2018

Kiwi Keen

A colloquialism prominent in NZ stoner culture that implies the speaker intends to pursue a goal but in actuality is just going to loaf around with their thumb up their ass and probably smoke pot.

Kiwi Keen:

Kiwi1: "Bro we should like start a band!"
Kiwi2: "KEEN AS BRO!"

Kiwi1: "You'd be fuckin' keen to... (generally a stupid idea follows)"
Kiwi2: "Hard bro!"

by OutrageouslyFortunate June 29, 2011