Kitting

Achieving sentences which APPEAR to make sense but actually don't

Doug - "you did see Zero Punctuation right?"
Kit - "Yes. the long long long long long , , , "
Doug - "stop kitting!"

by Nebarik January 13, 2009

Kimming

To roll.
Eating mass amounts of Ecstasy, and fucking random dudes.
Being Chubby.

I was kimming so hard last night.

by FostersRed April 30, 2010

kimming it

When ur so stupid and fake that everyone gets annoyed by u

Stupid hoe : omg im sooo bored lets go to taco bell
Girl : omg shut up you always are kimming it!
Stupid hoe : the fuck

by lady125 April 15, 2015

kithing

the same principle as kissing, but SO much better. Also a word to be substituted for any other in a song lyric.

Charlie: Hey Shirl?

Shirley: What Char?

Charlie: LET'S KITH!

kithing occurs

by shirley42 February 21, 2010

kimming

An inability to decide what to do, and ultimately doing the exact wrong thing of what should have been done.
Originates from a New York hang glider pilot who never fails to do the opposite of what the hang glider instructor tells him to do.

He is kimming his landing approaches on that hang glider again.

by skeetzoid April 24, 2019

kitinggod

kitinggod is a tikkytok user who needs a bang energy sponsor soon.

wow kitinggod!! you deserve a sponsor from bang energy!!!

by dilfdad June 17, 2021

Kittinger

Ruffles cheddar and sour cream are his favorite chips and he likes nutella uncrustables. and he only eat an apple unless he splits it in half with his hands. Doesn’t drink monster but wears the sweater. Constantly gets white paint on his clothes and calls it cum. He wears a hat and stickers for earrings. and he doesn’t use his headphones, but he wears them around his neck. Refuses to get new shoes even though they look like they were in wwII. Has shoelace problems. Can’t spell idiot. Refuses to cut hair. Has lying problems. he’s a pathological liar. Gay af. Bites nails, causing them to be uneven as hell. Overall a great guy.

“Kittingers a bitch”

“real.”

by Anonymous Hooman May 17, 2023