Chris: Hey jane! Are you going to be drafted for WW3?
Jane: no im too busy in the kitchen!
Chris: but you said you didn't want to belong in kitchen...
Jane: what!? no! that's sexist! a woman's place is in the kitchen!
Kitchen alternatives? TRY SEWING CLASSES!
Why aren't you in the Kitchen!?
I thought I told you to stay in the Kitchen!
If the Kitchen is upstairs then it is the only time when a woman is on top.
Looking out the window (In the Kitchen) is normally when your seeing things through your (Girlfriend, Wife, etc.) point of view.