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King Diamond

King Diamond is one of the more amazing metal acts of all time and is he incredibly underrated, as he hasn't gotten the recognition he deserves.

He has plenty of incredible albums, but none reach the utter excellence that Abigail has. One of my favorite heavy metal albums of all time. King's great vocals are complimented by atmospheric guitars and great drumming.
Some stupid fucking kid: YO I GOT TEH NEW SLIPNOT CD IT IS AMAIZING AND I WUZ ALLOUD TO GET IT CUZ IT DIDN'T HAEV A PARIENTAL ADVISRIY ON IT!
Metal-head: Fuck that shit. If you want to hear real metal, pull your head out of your ass and pick up Abigail.
Stupid fucking kid: ABIGIL?! LOL TAHTS A GIRL'S NAME!
Metal-head: You stupid fucking cunt.
by hermanator05 December 11, 2004
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King Douche

A definite douche. The kind of douche others pail in comparison to. No one could dream of reaching the realm in which this douche dwells. A true master of douchery.
Marc is on a whole different level... he is king douche.
by speakermouth March 24, 2011
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King Dedede

The main antagonist in the Kirby video game series. A big penguin that can wield a hammer. He has appeared in many games. His latest appearance was in Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

On April 14, 2008 on Smash Bros. Dojo (the website that posts daily information about Super Smash Bros. Brawl) revealed that the director of the game, Masahiro Sakurai, was the voice actor of King Dedede. In the game, Dedede makes sounds but does not talk.
1. King Dedede had an epic match with Kirby. But Kirby won and took back the stolen food.

2. Sakurai: *laughs*
Iwata: *laughs*

Now...
Dedede: *laughs*
by inb4landmasterz April 14, 2008
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king dice

A boss you fight in Cuphead.
King Dice will be in the Dice houses for Inkwell Isle 1 and 2.
He is the Devils right hand man. He also has a catchy theme song. His bossfight takes place in a casino where you parry a dice which will take you to a random casino themed boss. (EX: Cigar).
However King Dice is porn gold as there is lots of porn of King dice.
Person 1: hey I got to the king dice boss, man he's so hard!
Person 2: king dice X devil x3
by UninterestingMeme05 November 17, 2017
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King Douche Bag

A mexican bear fighter who enjoys stomping on ants when he listens to Jumpstyle music.
He tends to also offend his closest friends and cannot be killed.
That King Douche Bag is such a douche.
by T-Bag King May 6, 2009
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King Dong

by Pizza'man April 20, 2021
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The phrase you say when your man does or says some dumb shit. Also used to express superiority.

(don't try to explain yourself after someone replies because you will look like a retard, just reply with 'ok' or 'bruh')
Guy 1: "Big chungus isnt funny"

Guy 2: "did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?"
by mentally challenged ladder February 1, 2021
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