Kindergarten

Act of planting small children feet up into the ground in the hopes of harvesting their organs for sustanence. Not to be confused with when pirates bury treasure.

The new kindergarten looks rather delicious.

by Steven Childeater May 5, 2008

ghetto kindergarten

kids who live in a "ghetto" town and are talking to much. kids who are joking and called ghetto by an adult who knows nothing. kids who aren't paying attention and called ghetto when they aren't

teacher- in latin 10 means teen
kids-- lolol what are you doing tonight
teacher-- (turns around)
kids-- blah blah blah
teacher-- STOP TALKING its getting disgusting if you keep talking i will go out of my way to make this the worst class in history. it's ghetto how you talk ghetto kindergarten stop
kids-- (try to hide their laughs)

by thebestperson March 27, 2012

Kindergartners Delight

The act of wrapping ones genitals in a Fruit Roll up, so as to give the other party performing filatio a snack. Used to give girls a little bit more incentive to give blowies. Named for fruit roll ups high popularity with children under the legal age of sexual consent.

Dude: Hey babe, wanna go down on me?
Classy lady: Ew noway! Gossip Girl is on!
Dude: Come on, ill give you the Kindergartners Delight.
Classy Lady: Awe, you spoil me babe! Take those pants off!

by Ahmanblah December 6, 2011

Kinderjargon

The unique set of noises, grunts, screams, non-sense words, etc. used by kindergarden students to communicate with one another.

Little Johny wakes up from nap time, turns to his classmate Tommy, and says "My banklet is wet." (I pissed myself in my sleep)

Kindergardeners speak kinderjargon.

by O.G. Kronic July 29, 2011

kindergartenish

Noun;
The language that kindergarten kids speak in.
Adjective; related to a kindergarten

Kid: No, take me seviouswy!
Teacher 1: What?
Teacher 2: Don’t worry, he’s just speaking Kindergartenish

by Mr Kindergarten Teacher January 5, 2021

The Kindergartner

dropping your pants to your ankles and holding up your shirt before taking a piss standing up.

Instead of urinating like a competant, capable adult, I sometimes pull the kindergartner.

by elsworth12xu February 24, 2008

kindergarten redshirt

When a parent (usually the father) will hold back their child from starting kindergarten for a year solely for the belief that an extra year of physical development will pay off athletically once the child is in high school ten years later.

That kid is in 1st grade but he should be in 9nd. He is a kindergarten redshirt as his dad thinks he will be a big football star in high school with that extra year to grow.

by The Sports Mechanic February 8, 2013