keydonym

words that can be spelled using the same keys on a 9-digit keypad of a cell phone; often discovered when attempting to use predictive texting.

"I can't believe my girlfriend dumped me after I texted her that I wanted to fuck her puppy. I had no idea that was a keydonym for pussy. Damn."

also: home, good, hoof, goof, and gone

: hate, gate, have, gave, and gaud

by keydonymist August 31, 2009

Keyonda

The beauty of all beauty’s, when being blinded by the Rays of her beauty you forget anything or anyone else Exists. A goddess if you may. Nothing compares nor ever will.

Keyonda the goddess of our beauty

by Ksmiley August 28, 2021

Simon Kenton

Where erryone is getting preggo, it even has a day care!

Simon Kenton

by Living the Life Lydia August 17, 2009

Keyona

A young, talent, beautiful, girl. She's probably one of the sweetest girls you will ever meet. She has a big booty and a even bigger heart. She's the best girlfriend you could ever have and if you lose her you're completely dumb. Be careful around a Keyona she's crazy but in a good way if that's even possible. Once you've entered Keyona's life for a while she will always adore you no matter what.

"Damn who is that"
"Oh that's Keyona"

by BeautifulBlossum May 14, 2015

kEystoneHarmony

The act of drinking Keystone beer while searching for true-love on eHarmony-hence the name, "kEystoneHarmony"

Ben was lonely on a saturday evening as usual, kEystoneHarmony filled his social-needs of connecting with women without having to leave his mothers basement at 30 years old.

by purpdrank85 September 30, 2009

Keaton Garbage

When you slide in Steal The Bacon (A game played in phys ed) You sir are cheating

Keaton:Your cheating due to sliding. Andrew: Well they never said we couldn't slide.Hello Keaton Garbage.

by UjvalHater7 December 17, 2018

keymoney

a nigga that's named kymani but don't have any gas money

look there go keymoney with his broke ass

by n0tnxyah1 February 25, 2022