Kemper

A manly man who could easily kick your ass and treats his girlfriend right.

Man don't mess with him he's a kemper.

by BooBeau January 15, 2009

finders keepers

derived from an old children's adage "finders keepers, losers weepers",which basically asserts that anything found or discovered by someone automatically entitles them to ownership of that property.

"so that bag of money that fell off the armored car onto your front lawn...you gonna return it to the bank?"

"nope. finders keepers....so see you in Mexico!"

by polo November 29, 2004

keiper

A slang expression in the California Bay Area used to express frustration.

Keiper, you made me spill my drink!

by Dang Den March 18, 2009

The Keeper

an alternative menstrual product - a small natural gum rubber cup worn internally to catch the menses. since it's only a receptacle, there's no chance of toxic shock; it can hold 1 fluid ounce (most women only bleed 2-4 oz total over the course of their period); it can be worn up to 12 hours; it lasts 10 years. it rules.

fuck tampons - i use the keeper, bitches.

by the fishy April 30, 2005

keeper'd

On FIFA 11 Pro Clubs mode, when a human-controlled goalkeeper is beaten by an easy shot or by a skill move.

*Goalkeeper concedes a goal after he dives for a fake shot*

Opposition: KEEPER'D!
Goalkeeper: Shut up, I know!

by bettercallraul July 15, 2011

kesper

An idea or thought that comes to you in a dream

Last night, I had a dream and a kesper came to me.

by skyraincloud July 7, 2016

penny keeper

Someone with an excessive amount of pennies that need treating as soon as possible

"Ah Ma Gawsh, that leemo is a massive penny keeper!"

by winston churchill123 February 23, 2009