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Kessler

To purchase large quantities of local, craft beer for the sole purpose of reselling (muling), usually to markets where that beer is unobtainable or is only available in extremely limited quantities. It may also refer to someone willing to forego paying monthly debts using that money instead on the purchasing of large quantities of beer for trading, muling, or personal consumption.
That beer was kesslered so fast by the time I got off work all of it was sold out!
by certainlynotahealey February 23, 2014
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Sadie Kessler

A beautiful and somewhat sarcastic girl. She always has something nice to say unless you get on her bad side. The only way to get along with a girl like Sadie is to accept who she is and not who you want her to be.

Sadie can be a very serious person but she can also have a dirty mind. She is very sweet but can sometimes become a bitch and piss people off. She can also be very gentle but then turn right around and kick some ass in a sport.
A Sadie has mixed emotions a lot of the time she could be completely in love with one person will she is completely angry with another.

To sum it all up a Sadie Kessler is a beautiful, kind, sweet gentle, romantic girl with a very funny bad side. On that bad side she could be a bitch, who can easily piss you off, kick some ass in a sport or in public, be extremely aggresive, and completely despise you.

That is a Sadie Kessler
OMG she can be such a Sadie Kessler! She just cant make up her mind!!
by LOL-246-Me January 12, 2012
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Kessed

A word used to describe a heavy night at the dial
Fucking hell wepton she’s kessed
As reet kessed lass
Stertle come pick me up I’m kessed
by H&R Skelt April 10, 2021
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Kessler

Kessler is the hottest person in the entire solar system Kessler is also the soal mate of Adolf Hitler
Kessler is really hot
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Reed Kessler

Reed Kessler is an amazing horseback rider. She first went into the olympics and got on the equestrian team at age 16 now she attends college while continuing horse shows. She is awesome
Gosh did you see Reed Kessler in the horse show today! She got first place she is awesome
by HorseGirl13107 April 7, 2019
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A David Kessler

When you are committing suicide, but failed to commit suicide.
"I'm committing suicide today"
"Well don't do a David Kessler on me"
by I eat ass for breakfast November 25, 2016
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A David Kessler

When you are committing suicide, but failed to commit suicide.
"I'm committing suicide today"
"Well don't do a David Kessler on me"
by I eat ass for breakfast November 25, 2016
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