Sheila, can you help me find my Kermit costume? Im going to need it if im going to be the best Kermold i can be.
Everyone wanted me to be a doctor , lawyer , or even an engineer; But i followed my heart and became a kermold.
I spent my life savings on lube, a frozen turd inside of a condom, and a Kermit costume, because if the markets rise or crash i will always be a kermold.
Everyone wanted me to be a doctor , lawyer , or even an engineer; But i followed my heart and became a kermold.
I spent my life savings on lube, a frozen turd inside of a condom, and a Kermit costume, because if the markets rise or crash i will always be a kermold.
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I got involved with the wrong STS company and now I have kern burn all over my junk. There's no way I'm ever going to get this akerna removed in time for my date with your mom.
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A place where it’s dumbest with a dumb president walking a zombie all the time. Can’t even handle even a problem in the district. Get a mental life. There are also kenowa kids in the schools. Snitching always cause a problem like a 2year old from seasume street. It’s dogwater.
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