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Kenyan Cowboy 

A Kenyan Cowboy (KC for short) is a white expat, normally British, who lives in Kenya and and is a living throwback to Africa's colonial era. Despite believing themselves to be single-handedly taking on the African continent with all of its dangers, they are normally observed around the campfire drinking, brawling and telling tall stories of their heroic feats ("I looked the lion straight in the eyes and I swear to you man... the fucker retreated!") They tend to come equipped with safari khaki shorts and flip flops, even when travelling to more temperate countries as they have a staggeringly limited knowledge of what goes on outside of Kenya. Due to their limited vocabulary, the common lingo is a crude mixture between English and Swahili. They are also epitomised by remarkably short lifespans as a direct consequence of ill-conceived, stupefyingly reckless acts of bravado and derring-do.
"Oh, you know Mark?"

"Yeah, he's such a Kenyan Cowboy. The other day he almost died trying to jack into the national electrical grid. The week before that he almost fell off the roof of his 4x4 trying to landsurf."
Kenyan Cowboy by P3ppermint April 8, 2022

Kenyan Trotsky 

A nickname for Barack Obama that combines Comrade Obama's Kenyan heritage with his Marxian approach to governance.
On da poster, who dat be? Yo, it's da Kenyan Trotsky.

Kenyan Wavepool Effect 

The splashing of liquid on a persons ass from a fresh turd hitting the water below.
Wow this poop is great! (splash) Ahhhh damn Kenyan Wavepool Effect.

Kenyan Rizzly Bear 

A man with immense Rizz when in pursuit of an attractive Kenyan Female
Jamal - "Azil and Tiwalade are a pair of Kenyan Rizzly Bears"
Kenyan Rizzly Bear by Halal Jamal December 5, 2022

Kenyan Fire Hose 

When a man from Africa puts a couple fire ants down his dick and the only way to get them out is to piss them out or ejaculate them out...
Mustafa Al-Rasheed didn't go to the party because he was trying to use his Kenyan Fire Hose to put out a magical flame.
Kenyan Fire Hose by 8===)({})96 March 23, 2011

kenyan buttsuckle

When a skinny black man goes on all fours (as if he were a dog) and is behind another man (or woman) who is laying freshly dead and at a 68 degree angle from the ground, he then precedes to use his tongue in a swirling manner to "suckle" the immediate anal discharge from her bloody asshole... then he must throw up and eat it as if it is the only food left in Kenya.
"Hey I heard Chad totally Kenyan Buttsuckled that hobo under the bridge last night without getting his Abercrombie jeans dirty."
kenyan buttsuckle by Aliroxhard July 23, 2009