Kenter Menter

God of all sports. Loves chillin with the ladies on a friday night gettin crunk. Wakes up in the morning feeling like p diddy. All he does is win. Can eat a walrus in two bites. Hates Montevideo. And yes...he's on facebook

i was with kari last night and i was just like Kenter Menter

by Jericho Crotchery December 21, 2010

Kernster

A person who cannot stop playing one song on loop all day long, yet does not know any of the lyrics to it.

Erin is such a kernster! She has been listening to "Soul Sister" all day and still makes up her own lyrics.

by K8 Stoopaloop March 15, 2010

Kester-bridge

A complex task that no one wants to do and is often forced on someone to complete, especially in a work environment. Often unnecessary, it is one person's duty left for another for to execute without benefit. Sometimes, a temporary "quick-fix" built to break down and eventually become someone else's problem.

My co-worker is always leaving all his kester-bridges for me to cross when he's not on schedule.

I feel bad for whoever is working monday. I built them a ton of kester-bridges to cross for me over the weekend.

by TheKurbinator October 5, 2013

keister candy

keister candy is a womens ass thats sweet to eat and tastes jus like candy

wholly shit gail is so hott id love to eat her keister candy

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 7, 2009

keyster bunny

The keyster bunny is the lucky prisoner who goes on work furlong or gets a pass for a family emergency. He then shoves all the drugs he can find up his ass and then gives them to his buddies back in the slammer.
Everybody feels its easter, but the eggs came from the keyster.

Come up on a sharp and some smokes, loc--the keyster bunny came early this year.

by Withheld for your protection December 9, 2008

Keester

Another word for the asshole.

After giving a fabulous hummer, Sheila prefers to finish the evening with a cock in her keester!

by lick a lotta spokes February 1, 2005

kenteria

A cute and funny girl with the best personality and she is also the baddest bitch ever and she is a keeper .

I wish I had a Kenteria .

by moneyteam_1k February 16, 2015