kegel crusher

A woman with a strong pussy. Strong enough to crush objects like eggs or human dick.

Guy 1: Did you hear about that new girl Jennifer?
Guy 2: Yeah man, I heard she was a kegel crusher.. nearly broke Marks dick off!

by GingerDickHunter July 7, 2015

Kegel Gym

NOT an actual physical fitness gym. It is a place where men go to naturally increase their penis size via male Kegel Exercises.

*Kegel Gym instructor*- Release ...And clench!

by El ritardo June 1, 2019

Kegel Drop

When the female sexual partner has strong enough kegel muscles that she can suspend her male partner by his penis so that he is hanging perpendicular between her legs. She can release her Kegel Muscle a bit then push the male upward in repetition to engage in intercourse.

Wow Anya is really strong, do you think she could Kegel Drop me?

by NJ9000 November 15, 2017

kegel tremors

giving small distinct muscular pulses at the base of the uterus to induce male ejaculation and pleasure

only the most skilled and sensual females can accomplish this move

unnoticed by males if performed properly

Jack was taking too long to come so Jill performed a few kegel tremors and viola!

by powerfulone September 23, 2013

Kegel Nut

An orgasm achieved by a man simply by flexing his pelvic floor muscles. This technique is typically employed discretely, ejaculating in one's pants.

Ryan busted a kegel nut in Berstein's office

by ValkoBlack January 5, 2016

Philadelphia Kegel

When you’re tryna hold back a massive cheesesteak poo.

I can’t talk right now; I’m doing Philadelphia Kegels ‘till I can get to a growler…

by Webster the way Younger January 8, 2023

Hegel Kegel

n. (hee-gull kee-gull).

any undesirable situation meant to produce a desired result sometimes involving fear, shame, or intimidation. i.e. "hegelian dialectic"
v.
the reaction of the sphincter muscle in one's anus as a result of being a part of an undesirable situation to produce a desired result.

n. "The announced shortage of ____ is just a hegel kegel to get everyone to buy more."
v. "This deadline is unreasonable! It's making me hegel kegel to produce more."

by SquishysBunch September 18, 2019