Kaner

The nickname of Patrick Kane of the chicago blackhawks

kaner is fillllthy, of course kaner had a problem with .21 cents in a cab

by blackhawks fan February 24, 2010

Roy Keane

Roy Keane is Cockney rhyming slang for “bean”. Bean is a reference to the woman’s sensitive genital clitoris so Roy Keane is therefore a reference to the woman’s clit.

Angus: Did you go round her yard last night?

Wallace: She showed me her Roy Keane and everything

by RKeane69420 December 10, 2019

Keanen

A very hot buff guy.

THAT BOY IS SUCH A KEANEN!

by iamhot213412341 March 28, 2009

Mike Kennerty

Mike Kennerty (Michael Brian Kennerty) is the guitar player for The All-American Rejects, he also offers additional vocals to the bands lead singer Tyson Ritter. He is known for crazily rocking out on stage, and his obsession with Dr. Pepper.

Mike Kennerty provides guitar and additional vocals to the band The All-American Rejects

by AAR_for_life August 8, 2006

keener

A person who is really extra in everything they do, especially academics. They always deny the fact that they are a keener and pretends like they don't do any work, but everyone knows they are lying.

Shaheer: I spent $400 on my school project to make it extra cool and amazing!
everyone: Smh....what a keener...

by the other keener April 4, 2019

Keener

An individual obsessed with academic performance. This person treats every assignment, quiz, and test as if it were a life and death situation. It is imperative for a keener to receive straight A's in every class. If a keener receives a mark less than an A, said keener will wallow in a pool of self-pity and depression. However, keeners quickly recover by doubling their efforts in an attempt to redeem themselves of this failure.

Keeners also exhibit chronic habits which make them easy to spot. A keener will have intense feelings of anxiety about an upcoming test 3 months in advance and then proceed to receive an A later. Keeners also have a calculator at all times in order to calculate their GPA at any given moment in order to reassure themselves that they will receive an A in the course. A keener also possesses the lightning reflexes of a black mamba in order to raise their hand at an astonishing speed to answer any question that the teacher may ask in order to demonstrate their mental prowess. But most important of all, a keener is one that is enthusiastic about learning more than anything else.

Jessica: OH MY GOD! The final is going to be so hard! I'm going to fail this course!! I need to start studying now!

Me: Uhh...classes haven't even started yet and you and I both know you're going to ace this course, you're such a keener.

by KingOfKeeners September 23, 2012

Keane

A British band that is taking over the Western Hemisphere (that would be us for those who aren't so good at geography) because their music is so amazing and brilliant. Their song "Somewhere only we Know" was the #1 song for weeks on Z104 (WQRX Washington) because it is so perfect. The band members may not gorgeous, but they have wonderful British accents and are so cute and so alluring as musicians and people. And, if everyone wasn't so closed-minded about what's cool and what's not (it's about time to make your own descisions people...), Keane would have already made it big-time in America like they have in Britain!

Person 1: Turn that up! It's Keane on the radio! They are my favorite band!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Just listen...
Person 2: Wow. It is really cool. Are they British?
Person 1: Yeah
Person 2: That's hot!

by Keen_on_Keane May 13, 2005