Kazoomer 

One who spits bullshit to two people about how much he or she likes another person.

1-"Yeah man, I really do like her, its just i think she should text me first sometimes... I mean, if she cared then she would."
2-"Yean.. but you are the guy, you should initiate it.."
1-"I guess you're right. Let's go see her tonight."
2-"She lives way too far away to go at midnight.."
1-"I don't know man, I just, I really feel like we should go see her tonight... I really like her"
2-"Then text her."
1-"She needs to text me first"
2-..."Talk to her in school"
1-"Yeah, idk, i dont really feel like it.."
2-"Fuck you!"
(Person 1 is an example of a kazoomer)

Kazoomer by cmanley0012 January 30, 2010

Kazooing 

Sticking your tongue in someone's butt and letting them fat on it making a kazoo sound

Tim got pinkeye after he brought home a girl and went kazooing.

Kazooing by Kazooman June 6, 2018

wowie kazowie productions

an amateur independent film production company founded in Amityville, NY by some kids in their teens thinking making movies would be fun. Since their creation in 2000, they have many numerous senseless and self-referential shorts that can only be described as "hyper-reality comedic adventures." Some of these include the Wasted Series, Necromania, The Passion of the Myspace, the Harry Potter series, and Amityvillians. As of 2007, they currently have two feature length films: the shitty one called Amity, and the slightly less shitty one called Ultimate Sacrifice and the Holy Grail. What will they do next? No one cares.

"Dude, I just watched a Wowie Kazowie Production"
"What was it about?"
"Fuck if i should know. It didn't make sense"

"Hey, who are those losers always filming movies around the high school?"
"Oh, thats just Wowie Kazowie Productions"

wowie kazowie productions by Fred Jones December 11, 2008

kazooin 

Staying on your grind usually sellin drugs

Guy1: Aye you still Kazooin?
Guy2: yea im pushin about an aounce a day

kazooin by 5kittlez September 15, 2006

kazooed 

getting absolutly loaded by way of the beer bong

getting kazooed and getting knighted by the "THE DUTCHESS AND THE ROUND TABLE"

kazooed by King Arther December 29, 2007

kazooter 

Kazooter (n.) :
1) A person who's actions resemble an idiot
2) Butt
3) One who enjoys playing a kazoo

1) He was being a kazooter today at work.
2) That job is a pain in my kazooter.
3) My kid is a kazooter!

kazooter by Animaniac420 May 28, 2016

Kazookeylele 

A musical instrument consisting of a ukulele body and function, along with a small keyboard along the side of the ukulele which faces the direction of the ground. At the head of the ukulele, a kazoo faces the direction of the player, so that the player may annoy the crap out of anyone nearby with its amazing sound. Practically Kazoo+Keyboard+Ukulele, hence Kazoo-Key-Lele

Someone broke my Kazookeylele into a million pieces, as I wouldn't stop playing it near them.

Kazookeylele by JigglyFingers October 3, 2018