Kayden is a person who deserves nothing less than the entire world. He has a humogous cock that tastes like lemon clorox wipes. He also tends to wear amazing shirts and tight pants that are hot. He steals everyone's bitches and has the mane of a pony. He's an amazing friend who would do anything for the people he cares about. He also smells like mosquito bugspray, and soft hands. He likes to be buried in the sand at lakes, but can't swim. Kayden is obsessed with elden ring and any game/show that has to do with hentai. He should definitely check out squid porn soon!
You know that emo guy who doesn't watch squid porn? Thats kayden.
by Grandma_loverr May 24, 2022
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Kayden is a beautiful girl that doesn't put up with people's crap and isn't afraid to throw a couple of pouches when she has to. She is a great friend and has a lot of kind friends. She always has someone in her life that means more to her then others. She is the craziest person you will ever meet. But she I kind, loving, and caring.
I don't mess with girls like Kayden. A girl like Kayden isn't afraid of you!
by Bayden February 14, 2018
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The thickest man on Earth, like oh my god he thicker than the moon 😍
Kayden you dummy 😫
by Bicmacboy66 February 18, 2018
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Kayden is gorgeous and extremely smart but does NOT put up with shit from other people. She is very athletic and strong but kind to those she is close with. She is not scared of anyone and always has the best boyfriend in town. Her hair is beutiful and she has eyes to drool over, with the body of a goddess. Be sure to keep your Kayden, but dont trun your back on her or you'll regret it
"Bro, that's totally a Kayden"
by supmahomiebro December 1, 2019
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Kayden is a crackhead at times. He is really good at making you laugh. He gives you this feeling like you are the only two people in the room. Kayden can be a freak at times. He has amazing eyes and hair. He can act rude but for the most part he's nice. Kayden is either your best friend or you enemy there no in between. Kayden is the best person you can meet
Have you heard.. Someone likes Kayden
by Amazinggirl104 December 12, 2019
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