An amazing person who died on January 16, 2009.
She is loved and missed by many.
She even took the time to add the defintion of her name "Ale" on here about a year ago today.
Look it up.
:)
She is loved and missed by many.
She even took the time to add the defintion of her name "Ale" on here about a year ago today.
Look it up.
:)
by Rachel Antoun June 18, 2009
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by brownwallet May 8, 2014
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Lily Kaufman. Commonly referred to as "that amazing girl over there. yeah, that one."
Amazing, Beautiful, a Poophead.
One can't start talking about a Lily Kaufman without breaking out into painful spasms. One can try, but one won't get far. It is her inconceivable amount of amazingness that renders the speaker unable to speak without letting out an un-called for, high-pitched squeak that the Lily Kaufman will undoubtedly promptly make fun of. A Lily Kaufman typically befriends a man-thing by the name of Natin, and Natin ends up loving her very much. In the rare case of said Natin moving to somewhere like...i don't know...Georgia, Natin will have a very tough time getting over her. So tough, in fact, that he won't even try because he knows how rare and special a Lily Kaufman is. If a Lily Kaufman is reading this right now, Natin would like her to know that he (she?) loves her very much and if she IS reading this, that means that Natin is sitting right next to her, most likely smiling at the wall. If Lily Kaufman would so kindly punch Natin in the balls to snap him out of his reverie, Natin would like to give a surprise to her.
Amazing, Beautiful, a Poophead.
One can't start talking about a Lily Kaufman without breaking out into painful spasms. One can try, but one won't get far. It is her inconceivable amount of amazingness that renders the speaker unable to speak without letting out an un-called for, high-pitched squeak that the Lily Kaufman will undoubtedly promptly make fun of. A Lily Kaufman typically befriends a man-thing by the name of Natin, and Natin ends up loving her very much. In the rare case of said Natin moving to somewhere like...i don't know...Georgia, Natin will have a very tough time getting over her. So tough, in fact, that he won't even try because he knows how rare and special a Lily Kaufman is. If a Lily Kaufman is reading this right now, Natin would like her to know that he (she?) loves her very much and if she IS reading this, that means that Natin is sitting right next to her, most likely smiling at the wall. If Lily Kaufman would so kindly punch Natin in the balls to snap him out of his reverie, Natin would like to give a surprise to her.
by werbenvanjensen December 8, 2010
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by RealGodFromHevan February 7, 2018
Get the ben kaufmann mug.when one becomes so enraged, anger is pumping through his/her veins because of conspiracies and/or friends and random people are believed to flail through his belongings and purposely pocketing the belongings of said "Kaufman". Although... this "Kaufman" person is NOT a theft UNTIL he knows beyond any suspicion that you have stolen from him first, then he believes it's Fair Game. Pulling a "Kaufman" involves violent threats and false accusations shortly followed by the smashing, burning, cutting, shooting, etc. of HIS OWN belongs! One throw against the wall is not said definition, the belonging HAS TO BE in pieces, on fire, and beyond repair.
Dude, you're flipping out! Oh crap, that was your phone... what the heck? You're pulling a "Kaufman"!
(with fist in the air, asking if anyone wants one - referring to a elementary noggy!)
(with fist in the air, asking if anyone wants one - referring to a elementary noggy!)
by SuperKrazy3603 May 23, 2018
Get the Pulling A "Kaufman" mug.the best boy in the entire world. Incredibly atheltic, has facebook mom humor, and has a big hearted for those around him. Whether it’s discussing old one piece chapters with him to tutoring him in Euro, he is loving and openly caring who will never stop to amaze me. He never fails to make me laugh and make my day 100x brighter and he deserves the world. He will always be there to make sure everything is alright. He turned my world upside down and I wouldn’t want it any other way :)
Kaumana is the best.
by caseymaps:) November 24, 2021
Get the Kaumana mug.Occurring when biological men identifying as transgender women dominate female athletics; refers to Andy Kaufman defeating female wrestlers in the 1970s as part of his comedic act.
When transgender women (biological men) join female athletic teams and deprive women of their right to compete fairly with other biological women, that's the Kaufman Effect.
by scharky August 6, 2019
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