Kaubman 

Kaubman is a Jewish term. Roughly translated into English, meaning huge knob of penis, but small shaft. Ancient times, being called a baby arm holding an apple.

"That old man has a huge Kaubman"
"Look at the Kaubman on that kid"

Kaubman by Korbs McNorbs April 21, 2014

Nic Kaufmann 

Nic Kaufmann is a tiktoker but also known as the cutest little thing ever. He is hot, cute and funny. His eye catching tiktoks are ADDICTING !!!!!!! We totally stan an indian german guy :]

noob 1: Who's that hot ass guy on tiktok that makes girls (and maybe guys too) crazy?

noob 2: Oh... Its probably Nic Kaufmann.

Nic Kaufmann by shrasian, shrek yet asian March 8, 2020

Andy Kaufman Syndrome 

When one's intention by telling a joke or doing something funny, is to make oneself laugh instead of others.

Bob: Hey didn't I go to highschool with you?

Steve: Hell, yea. I used to let you touch my penis in gym.

Bob: Wait, what?

Melany: That isn't the same Steve, and that isn't funny

Steve: It was to me. I have Andy Kaufman Syndrome

Andy Kaufman Syndrome by Hellste Stern Von Allen June 5, 2010

A Case of the Kaufman's 

when a person, usually female, is momentarily or otherwise permanently infatuated with and or occupied by a member of the Kaufman family (Arizona chapter). The female is not sure why she is so infatuated with a Kaufman but is and cannot get over her feelings. the virus is very contagious when contact occurs with the original source.

girl1: OMG i have such a case of the Kaufman's!
girl2: i don't event know what you see in him.
girl1: i don't know he's just so charming i keep going back.

A Case of the Kaufman's by CaptainKaufman August 19, 2012

Kaufman, Texas 

A place where dreams and ambition go to die. Kids can't wait to "get out of this town and never come back", but end up getting knocked up by their high school sweetheart, continue to live here for the rest of their lives, and then their kids have the same high school teachers they had had.

Kaufman, Texas resident: "Let's get high and go to Denny's."

Kaufman, Texas by Xc17 December 24, 2016

Kaufman Mode 

(noun) The state of mind when nothing productive can be accomplished due to an extreme lack of motivation and/or frustration with the power system.

There's no way I'm getting my homework done tonight. I'm in Kaufman Mode.

Kaufman Mode by revengeoftheging April 7, 2013

Andy Kaufman

Andy Kaufman is a famous performer and illusionist who pretended to have lung cancer and die in 1984. He told at least 5 people of his plan to fake his death only 2 short years before he died at age 35 of lung cancer despite not smoking, drinking or using drugs.

No one believed he was really sick and many believe he's alive today. He was obsessed with the "Elvis Lives" concept and decided to try it himself after talking with hoaxer Alan Abel, who successfully faked his death and had his obituary published in the NY Times. He can be found on Twitter, Myspace and Facebook under various names and was the subject of the 1999 film, "Man on the Moon" starring Jim Carrey and the R.E.M. song of the same name.

That Andy Kaufman is one strange duck.

Andy Kaufman by Kween Frostine May 18, 2010