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Kato Balance Paradox

The Kato Balance Paradox: A female companion must be smart and attractive and rank at least a 6 on the patented “thiccness” scale. Such a balance is so rare that it seems almost paradoxical. The alternative male type is much more easily satisfied (hot, rich, nba) giving a gay tinge.
Man that kid seems kinda gay. He’s always fantasizing about Paul George?

No, he’s just suffering from the Kato Balance Paradox.
True. And Paul George is kinda cute.
by ThePaloAltoPlug April 29, 2019
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Kato, the Purest Victim

The man who woke up in mustard circa 2012, done by his friend and a screaming child.

Kato was peacefully dreaming in his pink lipstick blanket on a pull out couch, defenseless, pure, peaceful. Two terrorists walked into the room, one wielding a bottle of mustard (the weapon in this situation) and proceeds, aside a young child, to drench Kato in the substance, causing immense confusion followed by an approximately 1 minute state of hysteria. Kato is noticeably upset by the attack, shouting at the terrorists whilst also being a yellow mess. A child is heard painfully screaming aside the hysterics caused by Kato and the mustard menace. Kato, who is currently unable to breathe, lunges at the young child and slightly elder one, killing them before the tape cuts.

The tape is currently being held by the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation and was shown during the court case and on a YouTube video, titled "Kato caught slippin str8 mustard face"
Me: Have you heard the story of Kato, The Purest Victim?
Friend: What a tragedy, it was.
by alecwind July 18, 2021
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Kato

Kato refers to squirrel in punjabi. Although Punjabis are so into other animals rather then Kato's...Kato is an obsessive word for some Punjabi people. Kato can be used to talk with kids because kids are just like squirrels. They get what they need and they go on about there day.
Today Kato woke up and has been at home being productive.
by GEO8234 March 22, 2023
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Kato

A person, mosly a girl, who will give the best warm hugs, but will always be capable of beating your ass.
OMG, you are badaas cute. You are such a Kato.
by Alexthewriter November 22, 2021
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Kato On The Track

The most underrated hip hop producer out there
You should go check out Kato On The Track on TikTok . His beats are fire 🔥 🔥
by boaz274 August 4, 2021
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Kato Kaelin

A long-term house guest who takes advantage of his hosts and refuses to take a hint about when it’s time to leave.
by ZtyX April 9, 2018
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kato curbstop

A freshman girl attending Minnesota State University Mankato who gets basically gets ran through by the entire university
Bill: “Bro, did you end up banging that freshman chick in Preska?”
James: “nah man, the second I pulled down her panties it was very apparent that she was a Kato Curbstop, that shit was like a blown up meat market
by franztripodbolter September 18, 2020
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