The Karsten

A form of masturbation where as soon as you cum you catch every single bit in the air with your other hand.

"Aww man my hand is nasty, I did the Karsten a couple of minutes ago."

by Lea Andries November 29, 2019

Karsten

A white man that can't seem to get anything right.

"Turn left, Karsten." *Karsten looks scared at his wife, and turns right*

by MiniMælk April 18, 2016

Karsten

Kartsen in usually a tall guy. He laughs about anything. The only thung he does all day is read his book because YOLO.

He might seem pretty good, but if you get on his bad side he will come after you with everything he's got.

Karsten reads all day long

by Nobody1234567890123 May 26, 2017

Karstening

Mentioning something after it is mentioned already.

Guy1: hey did you guys know about this new song?

*3 hours later*

Guy 2: Hey did you know about this new song?

Guy2 is the one who is karstening . He mentioned something in the same group where it is already mentioned.

by PTT69 January 31, 2017

Karsten time

Time used to talk to Karsten in a day

Goes between 07:00 - 01:00

Damn is Karsten time over?

by Chubern March 25, 2019

kirsteinjean560

someone who is hot, amazing, daddy material, the love of my life, i cant live without :((, and so much more!!!

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by edwithnoneck March 23, 2021

kirsteinjean560

someone who is hot, amazing, daddy material, the love of my life, a person i can’t live without!!

person 1: do you know kirsteinjean560?
person 2: oh yeah, he is so hot, amazing, daddy material, the love of my life, a person i can’t live without 😩😩!!

by edwithnoneck March 23, 2021