Kardashian

A word used instead of ass or butt.

Oh my god sami, my kardashian is still bruised from the carnival ride!

Sami: wow those black guys really like me!
Juan: i guess, but they were looking at your kardashian the whole time.
Sami: well i DO have a black girl's kardashian...

by Punaner June 16, 2008

Kardashian

A dysfunctional and unskilled family of theatrics that relies on dressing up as skank ho’s to achieve financial success by preying on the lower middle class audience.

Look at that Kardashian’s wannabe flipping goods for a quick buck.

by ToliyWheeler February 25, 2019

Kardashian

Ass, arse, booty, bum, butt... Kardashian.

Guy: Her kardashian was staring at me from miles
Girl: I've put on weight. My kardashian was hardly fitting into my jeans this morning

by Hotlips69 November 26, 2011

Kardashian

A unit of time for relationships where one Kardashian is 72 days.

Girl: So what did you get me for our one Kardashian anniversary?
Guy: Um, I didn't know we did those...

by assam z September 10, 2012

Kardashian

Plastic model-type on their Insta, bridge troll in real life. Doesn’t fathom the difference. You wouldn’t envy them in person. Probably blame their momager.

She was such a kardashian, I almost threw up.
The restaurant should’ve been named kardashian, best viewed in low-light.
Zoom meeting full of kardashians, weird angles and filters.
She was cute til I met her in person, she kardashianed me.

by Diccionariario May 1, 2020

Kardashian

The worst bitch, literally worst bitch you’ll ever see in the public media that has done absolutely nothing for society but give us more problems.

Fake Insta Hoe: The Kardashian’s are my IDOLS!

Real Person: Maybe because you take so much dirty dick.

Fake Insta Hoe: Idc, I love black guys still.

by Dezzzzznutzzzzz April 24, 2018

kardashianism

A chronic condition of extreme self-indulgence, characterized by self-involvement, absence of moral character, histrionic attention-seeking, inappropriate sexual activity, and overly large buttocks.

After you bought your Bentley, I was convinced you suffered from Kardashianism.

by Stewardess14 May 10, 2014