kalupe

Kalupe is the realest guy you'll meet, don't be fooled he throws shade.

That Kalupe, he's Kalupe.

by Real Chicos December 4, 2016

kakum

Semen from an Indian uncle, also know as a kaka.

“I wonder how Miraj keeps his hair up.”

“It’s probably all that Kakum he uses.”

by Babu Gunto May 24, 2021

kalomazing

Performing the sexual act of masturbation while wearing a bear costume.

'Oh my god babe, im kalomazing all over the place'

by tizzingallovertheplace August 8, 2023

Dirty kalem

One sexy mother fucker who likes when there girl takes control and is more dominant than him. He likes being cuffed and slapped around but when he takes matters into his own hands he will rip u apart like how a lion devours it’s prey.

Bro I just finished with that dirty kalem, man it was a night to remember.

by A pee pee scared user July 21, 2021

Kaelum

An amazing, sweet, kind, fantastical, loving and caring person. He is just the best person you'll ever meet. Once you meet him you'll fall for him instantly. He has an epic body, and majestic hair. Kaelum will care and love you to pieces and is very talented and smart. Once you fall for one, no one else will be the same.

Hey, you date a Kaelum?
Yeah, I do.
Damn you're so lucky.

by bugrugbug February 10, 2014

Kaludi

The last name of an extremely lovable person, who is the most important person in the world in you know him. This person is smart, sexy, and great-looking, and if you know this person always be cool with them and he will always be nice to you. This person feels bad if you are hurt or depressed so always care for a Kaludi. This name is an European name although it may seam its not though. Just remember Kaludis are one-of-a-kind people with the greatest personalities so just say hi or whats up to them and they will always say hi back.

Maria: Hey Katy if you could marry anyone who would it be?
Katy: Really you ask, i would marry Kaludi a million times over!

by MS. Smexy August 23, 2011

Kalman

To Kalman is to manipulate language in both an unusual but effective way.

Last night i asked Dave who that old king of England was and he totally kalmaned when he said "oh right it was i don't give a fuck"

by Christopher Trout June 6, 2011