A cancer kid with the most cancerous friend group. He uses his friends until they get rid of him, and when they do he stalks them and wonders why he isn't their friend anymore. He is the WORST ASSHOLE you will ever meet, and I CANNOT STRESS THAT ENOUGH! He doesn't deserve anything. He should get his intestines ripped out by a bear, but that's not even close to the right punishment he deserves. He got his name because he liked to watch WWE. He looks like his parents smoked, did drugs, and punch the baby before he was born. He is inbred and was dropped down the stairs at least 10 times a week. If you see him you might as well fucking kill yourself the second you lay eyes on him.
Fucking rip KalistoJr985's spinal cord out and feed it to him while he's upside down do he doesn't lose consciousness.
by Intelligent Muskrat March 15, 2020
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by The little monkey October 14, 2019
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Me: Damn that girl is pretty enough for you
Friend: Nah shes a Kalista and we wouldn't go anywhere serious
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by Okdude473 January 30, 2019
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Don’t be a kalista.
by Lanieypoooooo October 19, 2019
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Kalistar has an infectious laugh, is a real ladies man, and enjoys tinkering. He is a social butterfly, but has a soft side and enjoys a good cuddle. He loves m&m's.
(Maori translation for his name is: Nrublim)
(Maori translation for his name is: Nrublim)
Kalistar has an infectious laugh
by Megs1990 February 2, 2017
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