Kalamvokis

A man who can properly demonstrate how an engine works

Person A: See that guy at the lab bench?
Person B: The one wearing the blue patriots shirt?
Person B: Yeah. Kids a kalamvokis...He really knows how an engine works
Guy at lab bench: *Opens and closes the lab bench drawers repeatedly*

by balconypro May 18, 2011

kaleah

she is a very nice,pretty,sweet person but once u cross her u cross her, ur dead bitch!!!!! She cares a lot about her bf elijah and has a very good sense of humor, but im telling u once u cross her ur dead BITCH!!!!! and thats all love her bsf :)she is the best person in the world and you never want to let her out of your life.she can be annoying but she is the best person ever.she has a I DON'T GIVE A FUCK attitude, and doesn't give much effort to anything but cheer.she is adored by most but like most awsome people she has those bitchass haters.

wow!! your pretty awsome.You must be kaleah.

by the bitch from wonderland January 11, 2018

kaleem

A protector of whomever he loves or cares about. He is handsome, strong and very organized

Wow did you see him?
Yeah, hes Kaleem, you can sense the AWESOMENESS

by Bruhhhhhhhhhh August 28, 2014

kalama high school

you might meet one nice person at this school but besides that it is druggies who think theyre cool (why are they still in school), bitches who feed off of drama and many ex boyfriends, fake friends who will act like they like you for 2 days and then spread some stupid ass rumour and try to ruin you, assholes who say they've "fucked bitches" but really jerks off into a sock every night, people who think theyre better than everyone else because they can do a math problem, potential bfs or gfs who will actually screw you over and break your heart.....and many other lowlife trashbags. but still, you could meet one cool person?

damn, i wish i could get out of kalama high school!

by ohyeaaaaahboi December 21, 2017

Downtown Kalamazoo

A pretty chill City with WMU and K college... and a SHIT TON OF BARS. Great place for a "Beercation". Watch out for homeless people and drunk students. Living here isn't for everyone. People here are pretty friendly, just stay out of the ghetto areas. Lots of business, lots of women, lots of students, and plenty of beer and pot to go around.

YES! There really is a Kalamazoo

Aaron: "Hey man, lets go bar hopping in Downtown Kalamazoo and get fucked up."
Cameron: "Alright man, lets smoke this bowl first"
Aaron: "Word"

by NORAA THE EXPLORAA November 29, 2012

kaleah

An amazing girl who is , ridiculously beautiful , fun to be with , outgoing , has that rare standout personality , you could spend days with her , and never get bored. She is funny , easy to get along with , she is someone you never want to let go out of your life , because you'll regret it more then anything

Kaleah i'm so glad to have you in my life

#beautiful #smart #funny

by maggy adam January 8, 2017

Kalamazoo Corndog

When a man is eating a girl (or other man) out, he pukes inside her vagina or Butthole and proceeds by performing intercourse in the same hole. Using the vomit as lubricant, he pulls out and has a vomit covered penis. The partner then sucks the vomit covered penis off until it ejaculates.

Wow, you gave that girl a Kalamazoo Corndog?... HELL YES BRO!

by Jerry Rolodex February 29, 2008