A town where nothing occurs. I think our mascot is the... I dont really know, and nobody really cares. But we have the KWings, I guess thats pretty cool. Not really. Kalamazoo is shitty, and horrible, the best thing we have here is maybe our library, it is pretty nice looking.
I just visited this town and i bought a shirt that said " Yes, there really is a Kalamazoo" - exept, people who really do here, buy these shirts...and wear them. NO shit there really is a kalamazoo, you live here dumbf**k
by noflyway99 February 26, 2005
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Rick: dude Annie keeps posting pics of her and Marc and shit on Facebook but I’m pretty sure she’s sleeping with his brother.
Will: Ah, classic Karamazov’s Law.
Will: Ah, classic Karamazov’s Law.
by Lord Bi den January 7, 2021
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The phenomenon in which the real state of a relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.
Tim and Erica sure post a lot of pics of them smiling on vacation saying “so in love after all these years” so you know they actually hate each other. It’s karamazov’s law.
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amazing, super, incredible, gorgeous, sweet, hot, oh.. and one more!! -> mine :)
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amazing, super, incredible, gorgeous, sweet, hot, oh.. and one more!! -> mine :)
by Kristen March 7, 2005
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e.g. If a relationship looks amazing on Instagram, it is likely near breaking point in reality.
e.g. If a relationship looks amazing on Instagram, it is likely near breaking point in reality.
"My buddy married a bridezilla. They are still together 10 years later. She posts on instagram about their supposedly-perfect marriage, but have been separated twice, it's a classic example of the Karamazov law"
by KindaTallGuy January 7, 2021
Get the Karamazov law mug.the term, ‘kala,’ is derived from the german language, which means bread. if you’re familiar with european dialect, you may recognize the word, ‘mazoo,’ which means nighttime rest. long story short, it describes a person who sits on a sandwich in the dark.
anon: have you seen that kalamazoo down the road? he’s there usually every day.
anon: yeah, he’s pretty good. maybe he could become a famous kalamazoo like the ones we see in hollywood movies.
anon: yeah, he’s pretty good. maybe he could become a famous kalamazoo like the ones we see in hollywood movies.
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