Mikhail Kalashnikov

The inventor of the legendary AK-47 assault rifle.

"Now he says he 'wishes he invented a lawnmower', because he is aware of his own weapons being used, and blackmarketted, by terrorists. Don't worry Mr. Kalashnikov, we still love you....even if you are a commie. lol "

by Dave March 25, 2004

Kalashnikov culture

(In Pakistan) A culture emerging as a result of Soviet-Afghan war marked by easy availability automatic fire arms and settlement of disputes with guns and blood shed. Many of American arms sent for Afghanistan ended up in Pakistani black markets from where anybody could buy them. Assault rifle Kalashnikov (also known as AK-47) has been the most popular automatic weapon until recently and has become the name sake of this culture.

Talibanization is another manifestation of Kalashnikov culture.

by Haider October 16, 2008

kalashnikov

Well known as the name of a Soviet-era Russian machine gun, a cocktail drank in many former Soviet countries such as Lithuania and Russia is named it after it.
To make the cocktail:
1. Fill a shot glass 3/4 full of vodka
2. Cut a lemon slice so that you may rest it on top of the shot glass covering half of the opening.
3. Put sugar (and cinnamon if you wish for more flavor, but the cinnamon is not necessary) on top of the lemon slice.
4. Fill the rest of the shot glass with absinthe, pouring it so that it passes over the lemon slice.
5. Light the lemon slice on fire.
6. After the slice has burned out, take the shot and eat the lemon.

Voila, a Kalashnikov.

Example 1:
Soviet guard: I will shoot you with my Kalashnikov!

Example 2:
Lithuanian man: Bartender! One Kalashnikov, please!
Bartender: Ah, making me do some work, he he. Coming right up.

by Lietuviu Kurvis February 19, 2010

kalashnifuck

Having sex with two or more russian prostitutes at the same time.

I was in Geneva last night and had a great kalashnifuck with two gorgeous blonds.

by A-Team geneva January 23, 2008

Kalash

Kalash is one of the main things that are used in Pooja during Indian festivals.The name is very uncommon. This name belongs to people mainly born in Indian subcontinent. Kalash is one of the people who have more of an Ambivert personality. They are friendly, sweet, too much caring and love interacting with people alot. They are the people whom you can trust and are also the ones who are more likely to spark a conversation.

Hi My name is Kalash
Hi Kalash
Kalash is Kalash

by kashsdda October 22, 2020

kailasamurugan

very tall man who has an extremely long paambu, super sexy goatee, one may describe him as azhighu (tamil word for beautiful, the zh is an r sound). There's a reason his name is kailasam-azhighu-n. Also shows a lot of PDA. Also has no foreskin despite knowing all 30 of the thiruppavai (tamil hymns). Proud of their New Mexican culture.

I wish I was Kailasamurugan. He has such a large paambu!

Damn bro, ur giving some real sexy vibes tonight. Kinda like Kailasamurugan...

by bassboy0123 June 6, 2021

kailah

omg the sweetest girl ever!!! she’s super funny and has the weirdest sense of of humor. she loves her friends and if u are lucky enough to have a kailah in your life, KEEP HER! she’s over competitive and doesn’t like to open up her feelings that often, but we all have our faults. they normally have an obsession over one thing, then move on a couple of days later. people always say her name wrong, but it’s super funny. IF U HAVE A KAILAH IN UR LIFE SAVOR EVERY MOMENT U HAVE WITH THEM ❤️❤️❤️

person 1- omg there’s kailah!
person 2- i wish i were friends with her :(

by cool catholic emo kid?! June 1, 2022