The guy that watches dinosaurs getting laid while in his white van kidnapping innocent children.
Did you see that Kaiden!
by HAMIDISGOD May 28, 2019
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A gorgeous amazing girl. Her smile lights up the sky. Her eyes are as beautiful as the ocean. Everything about her is enough to make you fall in love. She can just look at you and put a big smile on your face. Every moment with her is bliss. When you close your eyes all you see is her. She is insecure and doesn't realize how beautiful she is. Don't listen when she says she isn't perfect, because she is.
I wish I had a Kaiden.
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Karen: Ugh he is such a kaiden
Dixie: I know right!
by Bob humor November 16, 2019
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Kaiden is a boy that is a boy that is extremely dysfunctional and not very intelligent but don't let that extra chromosome fool you. He is a decent person when he isn't talking to and usually has a gay last name.
You are decent but remind me of a kaiden.
by Dylan agner December 27, 2017
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Kaiden is sometimes mistaken for a girl, because of his sensitivity and lack of cock. He tries to make up for his feminine qualities by fingering girls, and hanging out with assholes that secretly despise him. Kaidens are usually hairy, and considered bears. They are extreme copy cats, and a follower. If you have a Kaiden in your life, good luck, that hairy bastard is one annoying egoistical twat.
Me: Holy shit, is that big foot?
Her: Nope, that’s just Kaiden...
by pipeshrigga October 15, 2019
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He’s a very handsome good looking cute boy he Like to flex on people with his MCM melt he has nice outfits and he a pretty boy he very goofy and funny everyone needs a kaiden he has brown eyes and curly hair you’ll love his personality he different from other boys he’s shy sometimes but he’s very outgoing once you get to know him. And when he doesn’t talk to you you feel lonely he keeps people sane. He’s very sweet when he wants to be.
Oooo look at kaiden always brings a smile on her face.
by Jacquelynn March 12, 2019
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