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muka lo kayak kontol

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You have a beautiful soul.
I'm dating you because muka lo kayak kontol, Riri.
by bobadrinkforever November 23, 2021
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A bad ass who will beat you like he's using the fists of god. Also works at Kinkos
"Why do you care how I get those oranges up the stairs? I can pay someone to bring them up for me. Just like I'm paying stelio kontos to kick your ass."
by JosephofSacramento April 28, 2010
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Kontominated

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When you get screwed over by someone you think you know.

e.g. : When your friend asks your girlfriend out on a date behind your back

Alternative e.g. : when a client offers one of your employees a job without asking your permission first
1. I cant believe John just kontominated my girl friend. I am so going to fuck him up when i next see him

2. Jeez, i cant believe that Hugh from XYZ Corporation just kontominated Jill from our sales department. I so want to knee Hugh in the groin but XYZ Corp are big customers of ours!
by ColonelTessieIceBeaconThe2nd January 16, 2013
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feis kontrol

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Russian colloquialism for the English "face control."

Feis kontrol is the power wielded by discriminating bouncers at the most exclusive Moscow clubs. Lower class clubs may have little or no feis kontrol.

See FACE CONTROL.
"How on earth did he get past feis kontrol?"

"I hate (exclusive club). Their feis kontrol is always on amber."
by supermagic8ball September 26, 2009
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Kongoloid

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A man who exists solely to visit The Factory nightclub in Manchester every Wednesday evening, for their special event named 'Kong', where one can get wholesomely drunk for around £10, due to Factory's exciting blend of eclectic music and 80p bottles of VS.
Simon, you're a Kongoloid! - a man proclaiming that another man has become a Kongoloid.

You're such a Kongoloid Adam! - a man highlighting the fact that another man is currently a Kongoloid.

Pip, why aren't you a Kongoloid?!?! - a man's outburst of outraged disgust upon learning that another man is not a Kongoloid.
by seabrook February 25, 2011
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Kentol

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Derived from Indonesian word "Kontol (dick)" this word is meant to be an insult amongst video gamers for over-seas Indonesian, also suitable for English speakers.
Reinhardt: Yo! What the-- why you not helping me fam?
Jerry: I'm still respawning!
Reinhardt: you are so Kentol man.
by Desmond Daihonran December 11, 2016
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