Ben-Kock

The name given for a penis belonging to someone named Ben.

Girl 1: I hear hes quite small.

Girl 2: I guess you haven't been formally introduced to the Ben-Kock.

by CarrotsAndCorn September 4, 2009

Krispy Kreme Kock

Noun, when one's penis is so dry and brittle but the ejaculation is surprisingly so fluid and fresh that its described like tasting or taking a krispy kreme donut

"Yo I saw this dope ass hentai, ugly bastard oc, and he had that magnum dong I swear"
"Sounds like he had a krispy kreme kock"

by Yeeyeedadlefme October 7, 2020

Joshin' De Kock

The act of vigorously masterbating to images of a friends mom.

After that pool party he spent the night joshin' de Kock...

by wing513 August 19, 2011

Maria de Kock

a bad bitch

“did u see how she just handled that situation?”
“yeah she’s a total Maria de Kock”

by kurt darren November 22, 2021

Kockaron

When you challenge any male head of household to put your dicks on a cutting board. The larger dick is the winner and will become the new head of household.

Dad: You’re grounded!
Son: Oh yeah? I challenge you to a kockaron!

by TMK_99 May 13, 2017

Kočkus

A bald cat similar to bingus embroiled in legends. He was very handsome and loving cat that lived trough many adventures with his owner.

Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz: Have you seen Kočkus lately?
Saša: I deepfried him.
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz: Noooooooo!

by Gottchabeach March 1, 2023

köckhammer

A Seattle based music group, specializing in Cross-Genre original, hard-edged music. KöckHammer founding Members, are LIEUTENANTSEAN (Bass guitar, Singer/Songwriter) and nitrousbob (Legendary Guitarist, singer/ songwriter, and audio engineer). Their music is best described as a raw, heavy Bass driven, cross of powerful heavy metal rhythm w/screamin Guitar leads, Southern Blues roots, and a touch of groove funk. Known for their weekly recorded freestyle "Rambles" in which the band members discuss current trends, world news topics, and the daily struggle of the Human Condition in their own words. All songs from KöckHammer are produced and engineered at S&B Studios/Music Forge Sound labs, outside Seattle, WA.

"Hey Rick have you heard that new KöckHammer track? That shit is on point Bro."

"I was at KöckHammers Studio session last Saturday, those guys are fuckin badass!"

"Damn, nitrousbob from KöckHammer sure knows how to shred on that Guitar."

by LIEUTENANTSEAN November 29, 2016