A sexual act whereby the male jizzes on the girls breasts and then does a running slide across her chest just like the footballer Jurgen Klinsmann used to do as a goal celebration.
"Yo Matt, you should see what I did to this girl last night!... I got a proper Angry Klinsmann out!"
by Jonny Jay King August 24, 2011
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Brad: "Why doesn't the ordering service work today? It worked fine yesterday!"
Jerehmiah "Kris Kline is on vacation today. Looks like we have a Kline and Dash"
Jerehmiah "Kris Kline is on vacation today. Looks like we have a Kline and Dash"
by HomageToHuman December 15, 2010
Get the Kline and Dash mug.An act that Jurgen Klinsmann took up during his time at Tottenham. It was widely spread that Klinsmann went down too quickly under tackles and dived a lot. After learning of this he used his goal celebrations in the same manner, by sliding across the floor on his stomach. Inventing the Klinsmann Celebration/Dive.
"It's muddy as hell out on the pitch. If I score I'm doing a Klinsmann Dive"
"Klinsmannnnnnnnn!" *Said when sliding across a muddy pitch*
"Klinsmannnnnnnnn!" *Said when sliding across a muddy pitch*
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Get the Klingelhoffered mug.Drinking quickly like a German to get intoxicated. The act of getting drunk, sloshed, or plowed. Intoxicated
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