Kleenex & Q-Tips are what you hand someone who needs to clean himself up after finally extracting his head from his ass.
Roger in procurement finally put in the order for that equipment we have been asking for to increase production for the last 8 months.
Did you get him some Kleenex & Q-Tips? He's had his head up his ass since he first started working here, and it looks like he's finally seen the light of day.
Did you get him some Kleenex & Q-Tips? He's had his head up his ass since he first started working here, and it looks like he's finally seen the light of day.
by Kahoki February 1, 2009
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1- where's he gone?
2- i think he's gone to have a kleenex moment.
1- where's he gone?
2- i think he's gone to have a kleenex moment.
by pixie101 April 8, 2010
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a man who is still justa boi, treating ladys bad,i.e ,shouting abuse at them infront of hes mates to look big, but really he isnt! and has a small box! and would need a tissue if she shouted back, or came close ,because hes really scared of her, because shes too much of a lady really
Boi shouts,"hey you sket, what are you looking at?"or "you skank",dirty rat"!!!lady just replys"shut up kleenex mansize"!!nuff sed and she walks off smiling!!
by mynameisnotearl January 25, 2009
Get the kleenex mansize mug.The instance in which a man (or men) sneeze and ejaculate into a tissue in no particular order and place the tissue into a stranger's alcoholic drink, to therefore create the Kleenex Cocktail.
Bill: "Yo I've got this used tissue here."
Mike: "Alright gimme a few seconds and well have a Kleenex Cocktail." <enters bathroom>
Bill: "Put it in Tommy's 40!"
Mike: "Alright gimme a few seconds and well have a Kleenex Cocktail." <enters bathroom>
Bill: "Put it in Tommy's 40!"
by Sweggy Zack June 20, 2014
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There goes that fool Alex to call everyone that he disagrees with a racist again , what a Kleenex kid ..
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You watch men walk by and announce “Kleenex!” or “Bounty!”
Depending on the size of how the foot relates to dick size.
You watch men walk by and announce “Kleenex!” or “Bounty!”
Depending on the size of how the foot relates to dick size.
by Billy-Soo December 8, 2020
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