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Kleenex & Q-Tips

Kleenex & Q-Tips are what you hand someone who needs to clean himself up after finally extracting his head from his ass.
Roger in procurement finally put in the order for that equipment we have been asking for to increase production for the last 8 months.

Did you get him some Kleenex & Q-Tips? He's had his head up his ass since he first started working here, and it looks like he's finally seen the light of day.
by Kahoki February 1, 2009
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kleenex moment

brb i need to have a kleenex moment

1- where's he gone?
2- i think he's gone to have a kleenex moment.
by pixie101 April 8, 2010
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kleenex mansize

a man who is still justa boi, treating ladys bad,i.e ,shouting abuse at them infront of hes mates to look big, but really he isnt! and has a small box! and would need a tissue if she shouted back, or came close ,because hes really scared of her, because shes too much of a lady really
Boi shouts,"hey you sket, what are you looking at?"or "you skank",dirty rat"!!!lady just replys"shut up kleenex mansize"!!nuff sed and she walks off smiling!!
by mynameisnotearl January 25, 2009
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kleenex cocktail

The instance in which a man (or men) sneeze and ejaculate into a tissue in no particular order and place the tissue into a stranger's alcoholic drink, to therefore create the Kleenex Cocktail.
Bill: "Yo I've got this used tissue here."
Mike: "Alright gimme a few seconds and well have a Kleenex Cocktail." <enters bathroom>
Bill: "Put it in Tommy's 40!"
by Sweggy Zack June 20, 2014
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kleenex moment

heartbreaking or very sad moment that will make one cry
Be ready for a good cry, "Hachiko the movie" has a lot of kleenex moments.
by phgirl June 15, 2016
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kleenex kid

A millennial liberal typically supporting BLM or antifa That is typically utterly useless and whose father should’ve jacked off in a Kleenex instead of procreating
There goes that fool Alex to call everyone that he disagrees with a racist again , what a Kleenex kid ..
by Scratch Legba November 26, 2020
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Kleenex or bounty

Game you play when you are bored at work with your female co-worker.
You watch men walk by and announce “Kleenex!” or “Bounty!”

Depending on the size of how the foot relates to dick size.
Kleenex or bounty
by Billy-Soo December 8, 2020
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