klashnekoff

UK Hiphop artist pronounced k-lash-nek-off. born and raised in hakney england an also known as rikochet klashnekoff. rikochet represents that this man will hit u with his lyrics from all angles unexpectedly, while klashnekoff represents the freedom to do what you want to do as many man can only acheive freedom through a klashnekoff rifle.

k k, lash your raasclart nek off/ i split u in half like a gunblast from lennox

by JS March 15, 2005

klap

South African slang (pron. "clupp"). To hit someone or something.

"My laaitie was being naughty so I gave him a klap"

or

"If we're going to win this cricket game, we need to klap a few sixes!"

by TheDuce June 27, 2006

Kaspar

A guy which you would like to know. He has a special name, so he is someone special. A Kaspar is a cute, sexy, loving person.

I'm lonely, I wish I had a Kaspar
Oh, look! that must be a Kaspar!

by MSexi1 December 15, 2010

The KLAP

1106 West Arrowhead Rd. Named after certain reasons and situations pertaining but not limited to the people living at this establishment.

Dude there's gonna be this wicked awesome party at The KLAP tonight.

by Twon Tee Juan Seb Uhn Tee November 23, 2010

Garry Kasparov

That guy who had the record for the highest points in chess, until this other guy reached higher. He quit chess in the 2000-s. He got beat by a powerful chess-playing supercomputer in the 1990's.

Garry Kasparov is a russian man

by IDKIDC December 10, 2013

Poes klap

A Poes klap is when you slap somebody so hard you give them a concussion.
From Afrikaans

Also know as a P.K

“I’m gonna Poes klap you if you don’t stop your shit.”

by Mgrooder15 November 16, 2018

Kaspar

An absolute giga-chad, he puts Ernest Khalimov to shame. His ripped 12 pack and bulbous muscles put him above everyone in the conceivable universe. Paired with his voluptuous buttock, he truly is the pure human male specimen. When it comes to the ladies, he has more bitches than Issei from Highschool DxD. He is the epitome of sex. He is sex. He screams "hog rider" when cumming to assert his dominance in the bedroom. His natural dominant personality makes the women's knees buckle and shake like they just saw your completed Lego Death Star. He is also a Redditor and a Discord admin.

Men fear his presence. And rightly so. His 24 inch horse cock radiates pure testosterone. The devil shivers when Kaspar loses his cool.

Woman: "Oh my god, I just saw Kaspar in the locker room. My eyes have been blessed so much, no other guy is good enough for me. His voluptuous buttocks and his massive horse cock are enough for me to reject humanity and become Kaspar's Chika Fujiwara replacement."

Woman's boyfriend: *shameful crying in beta male*

by kasparlover69 August 25, 2021