Kim Jong Un

The first vegetable North Korea has produced in 69 years.

Bruh #1: Bruh, my poops are like clay.
Bruh #2: Bruh, you need to eat a Kim Jong Un.
Bruh #3 whomst nobody likes: Bruhs, I hear that’s really fatty and bad for the world.

by Dirty Lurch April 26, 2020

Kim Jong Un

A very Obese and unintelligent dictator who can’t get over the fact that he has a very small Willie

“Kim Jong un is a small DICtator”

by Trazy June 25, 2022

Kim Jong un

Some North Korean crackhead who liked nukes and the military (but he's a dictator)

Kim Jong un also mistakes lunch for launch

by It's probably true what I told June 6, 2016

kim Jong un

A fucking retarded bitch who is Hitler reincarnated and plays with bombs for fun. He will start world war three and kill his Korean squint eyed people.

Kim Jong un is a dick

by ISIS LEADER February 16, 2017

Kim Jong Un

Created Fortnite

Yes you like playing fortnite? That game was made by Kim Jong Un.

by samuellawson01 October 16, 2019

Kim Jong Un

A creepy ass squinty eyed North Korean bastard

Kim Jong Un looks like fucking donkey kong

by Joe_Mama_The_Queer March 17, 2020

Kim jong-un

HE IS A BIG ASS FUCK HEAD WHO DOES NOT DESERVE TO LIVE IN THIS WORLD.
KIM JONG UN SHOULD GO ON A DIET THAT WERE HE EATS ONLY 1/100,000,000,000 DOG BISKET A DAY
HE IS A FAT UGLE MOTHER FUCKING LITTLE SHIT HEAD WHO SHOULD KILL HIMSELF

AND HE IS ALSO A LITTLE FAT GUY THAT HAS A SMALL DICK AND DIDN'T SUCCSEED

BOMBING USA.HE TRYED FUCKING HIS MOM BUT FAILED INSTED KILLING HER OVER HIS FAT ASS BUT AND FLAB.

Kim jung un : "I AM A FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK WHO WHANTS TO BOMB THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD LIKE I SAID I AM A FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK"

KIM JONG UN'S MOTHER "YOUR RIGH YOU FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT LITTLE BIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH"
kim jong-un *died*

by AYOOOOITLAYLA March 8, 2023