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Gun, Bear, Karate

n. Similar to the game of "Rock, Paper, Scissors" (or rochambeau), whereas two to three players all simultaneously pick an action to play against their opponents.

The game begins with all players being back-to-back to avoid any cheating. Upon counting down "One, Two, Three, SHOOT" (where shoot is the action word), all players spin and face each other while demonstrating either Gun, Bear, or Karate.

The winner is chosen as follows:
*Gun beats Bear
*Bear beats Karate
*Karate beats Gun

Actions are described as follows:
*Gun is holding out one's arms, with each hand making "guns" that are pointed at the other player(s)
*Bear is holding one's arms in the air in a menacing fashion
*Karate is when one raises both arms and one leg up into their air in a kicking motion
Mike wanted to play Rock, Paper, Scissors to decide who got the last doughnut. I said we should play Gun, Bear, Karate instead..
He chose gun, I chose Karate.
-It was a win-win for me, I got to kick mike in the nuts and get a doughnut!
by Nigel! December 28, 2009
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karaoke

Let's do some karaoke!
by caterpillar123 October 26, 2010
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gay karate

Capoeira. Maybe its a martial art to some, but it really just looks like a gay version of karate.
Luke may be an expert at gay karate, but if he ever gets in to a bar fight, he better hope someones there to tap out a beat on a drum, or he's going to get his ass kicked.
by capowhya May 22, 2006
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Paper Towel Karate

What people do when they are flailing their arms about an automatic paper towel dispenser that is hard to activate.
I just witnessed a guy do paper towel karate in the mens room for five minutes! I just used my pants.
by Wafsnipes23 September 17, 2011
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Kamikaze Karaoke

Similar to regular karaoke, but in this version each participant takes to the microphone without any foreknowledge as to what song they will be performing and must complete said song whether they know it or not. Best results are achieved on at-home karaoke machines where discs can be inserted and played completely at random.
Really, kamikaze karaoke!?! I got stuck singing fucking Wham again? Really!?!
by Mayor of Can City May 21, 2008
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Karaoke Club

A bunch of drunk guys singing obnoxiously loud to classic songs. This group of drunk men (and sometimes women) stand upon a table with drinks in hand. This is commonly in the form of an old coffee table, pool table, or kitchen table. The songs are usually by Billy Joel, David Bowie, or Journey.
We were so drunk last night the Karaoke Club broke the table!
by sailerr January 21, 2009
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Karate Breath

(adj); used to describe someone whose breath stinks like hot ass on a warm day.
"Hey kid, do you know Karate?"

"No, why?"

"'Cause your breath is kicking!"

"e.g.-Karate Breath"
by Cold Coda September 1, 2009
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