Super K-Mart

A K-mart combo, with a full-service grocery store, all open 24-7

One stop shopping at its best.

by Saints September 21, 2003

K-Mart Liturgy

You get up on a Sunday morning, take a shower, dress, then head out of the house. Your family is very sure that you are a good boy, heading out to go to church. Instead of attending church services, however, you go to K-Mart and spend just the appropriate amount of time there browsing merchandise so upon your return, your ruse is very convincing.

Frank's parents think he is such a good boy but we know the truth. He did a K-Mart Liturgy and bought condoms.

by Frank Klaune January 24, 2005

K Mart

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K Mart Sucks Ass,One time I took a shit in the urinal in the bathroom there and the janitor just sat and watched!

by Noochie Noochie July 27, 2004

K-Mart Thug

A person (generally african American) who tries to dress like a hardcore gangster, but cannot afford name brands like Sean John, ENYCE, or any other gangsta apparel. They typically wear clothes from K-mart with brand names such as "SHAQ" or "EVERLAST"

Dude, look at that K-Mart Thug, his SHAQ shoes must have cost like $10.

by Ballsdeep May 15, 2006

K-Mart

A cheap store in debt. Cheaper than Walfarts. Unlike Walfart, they don't have as much things to buy.

Our local K-Mart smells like piss when you go inside. Weird.

by Phuqer April 12, 2006

K Mart Special

Expensive chrome rims so ugly they look like cheap hubcaps you would find at K Mart.

That cars riding on K Mart Specials

by Chevega July 22, 2007

k-mart

A cheap fucked up department store getting their ghetto Martha Stuart asses kicked by Target and Wal*lart.

*EXAMPLE*

Timmy: "Man, I went to K-mart yesterday----"
Tommy: "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING?!Target and Wal*mart are sooo much better."

by Yeah, I run with scissors bitch! September 3, 2005