juria

A great friend that make you laugh

Juria is the best

by Moody moon May 17, 2019

Jerrad

The most amazing boy you will ever meet in your life. He is very handsome, and has an amazing smile. Jerrads eyes will have your heart from the start. He can be an ass hole, but he makes sure that you know he loves you. Cares too much, shows no emotion, tries to hide that he really does truly care more than anything sometimes. He doesn't realize how many people love him. He has a few friends, but they will be with him forever. Jerrad is a very independent person who will do what makes him happy. Jerrad is the most confusing person you'll ever lay eyes on. He changes his mind every other second, and is very stubborn and opinionated. He will accomplish anything he sets his mind to.

"Did you see that Jerrad?.. there was something about him.."

by tsunani February 15, 2010

jubran bassil

the most hated politician in the Lebanese history

hela hela hela hela hoo
jubran bassil kess emmo

by herbieee October 22, 2019

Jurassic cunt

A disgusting woman with an old, constantly used, stretched out vagina, one that is possibly also yeasty like a dusty muffin. Normally used as a insult in a roast fest.

Go back to the old folks home you Jurassic cunt (with that sexy tank of oxygen)!

That cougar has a nasty Jurassic cunt; not even plastic surgery could fix that mess.

by Knows way too damn much November 6, 2010

Jurassic Park

The best American movie ever made. (There are other movies which are foreign that are slightly better)

If you don't like Jurassic Park, then you will die a virgin.

by Balano May 3, 2003

Jurian

A person who is well-known by the majority of the community and is always put underneath a positive light. He is light-hearted, charming, and a pleasure to be around: A truly rare gem of a person - if you're fortunate enough to find one, never let him go.

"Being in the presence of a person like Jurian is like being awarded a badge of honor. He's a riveting sensation."

by CoolBoy7750 December 17, 2017

jarra

Vieron una jarra? De vidrio, o plástico, juguera? Bueno, denla vuelta. Hay muchachos cuyas cabezas parecen una jarra, dadas las geométricas formas a las que su grosera nariz las somete. Una gran manija es su nariz, porque son deformes. Entonces, sus amigos se dan cuenta de lo obvio, y un día los apodan Jarra. Esto trae aparejado un gran daño a la autoestima del susodicho, ya que ¡no te pueden apodar Jarra (imaginate que te guste una chica y que, pese a tu nariz enorme, por alguna extraña razón esté dispuesta a darte bola: no lo hará si sabe que te dicen Jarra)!

Con el correr de los días, la personalidad del apodado es afectada de tal forma que pronto la Jarra se apodera de él, y lo convierte en un chiste. Generando así miles de apodos derivados de nuevos aspectos (o viejos, que anteriormente pasaban despapercibidos) de su patético ser. Una vez alcanzada esa situación, Jarra se suicida o se opera la nariz al cumplir la mayoría de edad, y se muda para siempre del pueblo iniciando una nueva vida.

"Che, miren, ahí llegó Jarra. Servime jugo, Jarra! (*con su mano sitúa un imaginario vaso bajo la nariz de Jarra*)"

by #NoCojoGordas August 4, 2016