Jergensnaff

General Greeting in foreignese such as, Hey, how it is? Where ya been? What are you doing? Good to see you.

Jergensnaff, long see no time. Where you been?

by Kennz February 7, 2009

rasmus lausten jørgensen

Some who attracts all the pussy in the world. He has a dick so massive that people thinks that it's a third leg. He fucked Kents mom one day. Also a fucking god at Fortnite

Wow that guy has 3 legs!
No it's just Rasmus Lausten Jørgensen
Oh yea that's right.

by MandingoBlaster69 June 11, 2018

Jurgened

The act of leading a girl on to believe you want something serious due to excitement of the thought of a relationship, then dropping a "I do not want to commit" bomb because 'fear' took over.

Why did you guys stop seeing each other?

Oh I got jurgened

by kkbj October 16, 2014

Jurgened

The act of getting extremely drunk while maintaining an overly positive and generous vibe.
To be Jurgened one must be the drunkest person in the room but also a peacemaker and diplomat.
Those who regularly Jurgen usually form special relationships with bar staff resulting in discounts due to the sheer number of rounds bought for others. Jameson is ofteb a popular choice for Jurgeners.

Jack has been underperforming lately, we need to take him out and get him Jurgened.

by NotClarky April 3, 2026

Julia Jorgenson

Julia Jorgenson is a proud dutch ethnonationalist and soccer mum. 54 years young. Lingering clamydia but that dosnt stop her from having fun! She has an ongoing feud with Roselands Coles after she was viciously attacked by a rouge trolley in the parking lot. Her traumatic expereince with the self checkout machine has changed and hardnered her as a person after she was threstened in morse code to by 13 pineapples. she dosnt even like pineapples. Her dog Poochina (pronouched poo-china) was was crop-dustred by leanah and herocily saved by julia before her ineveitable culinary demise at eastwood shopping center. Julia loves her goop egg and prefers it unwashed and marinated in her essence. Julia experienced head trauma after the Roselands Coles doors refused to open for her on the bias that she was Dutch. Julia loves her vape and hates pronouns. Her icons include, Patrick, Woolworths shoping center, and Goob (also known as the prestegious Blowler Hat Guy). Shes a total crackhead and we cant take her anywhere. After her catastrophicly disturbing confrontation at Roselands Coles shes vouled so that all disadvantaged youths can have access to SPECIFICALLY left handed spatulars. she started a charity, so far they've raised 75 cents ,11 spatulars and a bowling coupon. Congradulations julia, we could all learn somthing from you, Live Laugh Lice.

jarvis: Did you see how Julia Jorgenson stood up to that trolley
Ciara: Yeah shes a war hiro! Lice
Des: im going to jiggle fart

by Hhemogirl June 20, 2025